*me if I ever win an award*
Me: I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, who are
always by my side and lastly my fingers, I can always count on them.
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Taylor Swift waved at a Boy yesterday, and he didn't wave back. She'll will
Have a new album out tomorrow
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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Their both empty from the neck up
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
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Next time a bully asks for you lunch money, tell him you left it on his
mums dresser.
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B*TCH
I don't want your boyfriend
No one wants your boyfriend
THATS WHY HES WITH YOU!
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Why do you have a small mouth?
To make small d*cks like yours seem big.
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I was going to give you a dirty look..
But then I realised you already have one
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Girl: if I was your wife, I'd poison your coffee
Boy: if I was your husband,I'd drink your coffee
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God mad me pretty..
What the hell happened to you
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Right now, I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see the things from your
point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a*s
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy
A bird can kiss a butterfly
The rising sun can kiss the grass
But you my friend, CAN KISS MY A*S
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Mirrors don't talk but lucky for you they don't laugh either
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Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide bodies.
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I had a nightmare, I dreamt I was you.
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A/n
Just another update just because I love you :)
Please leave a comment on what you want me to do next
Love you
Xx
