Laughing so hard that no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like
A retarded seal
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Do And the winner is
*commercial break*
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When I'm in a car with my headphones in and a sad song
comes on my iPod, so I stare out the window and act like I'm in a sad movie.
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"What comes after the letter p?"
Normal people: "Q"
Me: "wait, A B C D E F G H I"
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Putting your headphones in and suddenly everybody wants to talk to you.
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I go on youtube just to watch a music video and there I am five hours later
watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.
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Finding out there's no milk in the fridge after you've put your
cereal into your bowl.
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I love pizza because it has a handle that also happens to be edible
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No matter how many pens I buy they always seem to go "mysteriously'
missing.
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I'm the most responsible person I know,
Whenever something goes wrong,I'm responsible.
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Admit it, you've tried to bale nice the fridge light between on and off
at least once in your life.
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Reading a book and having to re-read the same line over and over again
because your thoughts are to Distracting.
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Reading a romantic book and imagining the main characters as
you and your crush.
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$19.99
Because $20.00 is an outrageously ridiculous amount of money.
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Every time I see an old person eating alone in a restaurant i die a little inside
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That awkward moment when the person you hate the most adds
you on Facebook.
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Mom: who are you texting
Me: my meth dealer
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Ghost hunter: "are you trying to communicate with us?"
*door creaks*
Ghost hunter: so your name is William
(*not really relatable but I just had to put it on here 😂)
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When we were younger twenty dollars felt like one hundred
Now twenty dollars feels like one dollar.
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Getting off the computer, realising you have nothing to do with your life.
So you get back on the computer straight away.
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When something is close but your too lazy to reach it
so you see if you can use the force.
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My brain:
2% phone numbers
3% names
5% school knowledge
90% song lyrics
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"What's today?"
"Thursday."
"No,like what's the number?"
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"I need to talk to you"
That one sentence has the power to make me remember every single bad
thing I've done in my life .
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Everyone becomes 100 times funnier when your not allowed to laugh
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Me: "hola! Como estas?"
Guy: *speak really fast Spanish*
Me: "dude chill Dora didn't teach me that yet!"
(Once again not really relevant but still pretty funny)
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Looking at your best friend and wondering "why the fu*k do
I hang out with this retard.
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When you plan something really fun and get all exited and
then your mum says "no"
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When you've had a friend over and suddenly you have 200 new photos.
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Fake texting on your phone in public because it makes you seem not as lonely
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's
just me laughing at my own jokes...
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When your trying to watch something and your family decide to have a
'who can be the loudest' competition.
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When new parents ask who the baby looks like
"It was born fifteen minutes ago,it looks like a potato.
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As soon as you get comfy in your bed and then all of the sudden you
need to pee.
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A/n
Longer chapter for you guys!
I hope I'm not the only one who can relate to most of these lol
Leave a comment on which you relate the most to please
Love you guys Xx <3
