This generations grandparents will be the weirdest
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The only reason I'm fat is because my tiny body can't store all of this personality
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Girl: I'm ugly!
Boy: I'm pregnant
Girl: what?!
Boy: I thought we were stating things that were impossible
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Good morning,
I see the assassins have failed
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Immature:
A word describing fun people
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So he calls me up and he's like "I still love you" and I'm like
"Wait are you joe,Taylor,Luca,John,Cory,Toby,Jake,Garret,Eddie,Connor,Patrick
or Harry?
( Taylor swift joke)
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Mum: go make your bed.
Me: why should I make my bed if I'm just going to sleep in it again?
Mum: why should I feed you when I know your going to die anyways?
Me: I'm off to make my bed!
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Daughter: mum I'm going to be on mtv!
Mum: that's great honey what show?
Daughter: sixteen and pregnant.
Mum: clever way of telling me
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Guy 1: dude your fat
Guy 2: it runs in the family
Guy 1: dude no on runs in your family
Guy 2: ...
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Girl: OMG!! I just saw you on tv!!
Boy: really? What channel?!
Girl: animal planet
Boy: -__-
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A/n
Hey guys!
I'm going to dedicate this chapter to DissyDreamerxx for being the first to vote and comment on my book! Thank you!
Sorry I haven't updated In a while I don't really have an excuse other than being lazy... sorry :)
Love you guys Xx
