If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
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On the other hand, you have some more fingers.
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Do you have trouble making up your mind?, well yes or no
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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people seem bright before they speak.
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For sale: Parachute.Only used once. Never opened.
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If you cant convince them, Confuse them.
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I say no to alcohol, It just dosent listen.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company.....
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If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried,
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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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I can handle the pain, Until it hurts.
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A bargin is something you dont need at a price you cant resist.
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You cannot taste me until you undress me - Banana
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You cannot play with me until you blow me - Ballon.
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You kill vegitarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
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A blind man walks into a bar. A table. And a chair.
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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Thooth-hurtie.
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Why cant a bike stand on its own? its two tired.
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Last night i almost had a threesome, i just needed two more people.
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What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
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I wrote a song about a tortilla, Well it was more of a wrap.
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AN
Happy Valentines day for yesterday! <333333
Yah okay im sorry some of these were really bad....
I dont have an exuse for not updating in like a month, Im just really lazy...
I will try to update more oftern.
LOVE you guys!
Niallersbaby18
