Yo momma's so ugly I told her to take out the trash, so she moved out
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Yo momma's so fat she went out of the house in heels and came back in flip flops
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Yo momma's so dumb, when I said drinks are on the house she went to
go get a ladder
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Yo momma's so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money.
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Yo momma's so poor she uses candy wrappers for wallpaper.
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Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate expired.
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Yo momma's so short she has to stand on 3 phone books just to blow yo dad
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Yo momma's so short when she takes drugs, she can't get high
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Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bath water
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Yo momma's so greasy he freckles slipped off.
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Yo momma's so lazy she arrived late for her own funeral
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Yo momma's so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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Yo mommas so flat she called the doctor and asked if she got a sex change and forgot
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Yo momma's so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture until
it looks good before he goes home
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Yo momma's so ugly she made and onion cry
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A/n
Really short one for you guys today
I did not like writing this one at all...
Please leave a comment on what you would like me to do next I will not be updating again until somebody comments or inbox me what they want me to do next....sorry but I can't think of anything else to up adapt about so...
I love you all soooo much and really enjoy reading your comments
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