motive ~ sakuatsu

6

next day

atsumu:
OIKAWAAAA BABEEEEE

oikawa:
HUH TSUMU BABES ? WHATS WRONG AND WHY YOU TEXTING ME WHEN IM WITH IWA CHAN >:(

atsumu:
heh sorry babes, but i'm MAD 😠

oikawa:
and why is that ?

atsumu:
BECAUSEEEE SAKUSA IS BEING A BUTTHOLE 🥲

oikawa:
whos sakusa ?

atsumu:
THE SPIKER HOTTIE, GERMAPHOBE ? IN THE TOP 3 ???

oikawa:
OOOHHH ah okay, and how do you know him ?

atsumu:
we had a practice match yesterday

oikawa:
and how is he a 'butthole' ?

atsumu:
because he doesn't wanna be my friend 😠

oikawa:
i understand why he wouldn't

atsumu:
GASP, KAWA WE BASICALLY HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY

oikawa:
... cut the cameras.. deadass

atsumu:
BUT SERIOUSLY, i got his number though 🤪

oikawa:
did he give it to you ?

atsumu:
.... no

oikawa:
then how'd you even get it 🤔

atsumu:
he gave it to osamu instead -.- and me and osamu made a deal so :D he gave it to me

oikawa:
yeah, expected as much. that's something you'd do

atsumu:
heh wait what's that supposed to mean ??

oikawa:
um chile anyways so, does he know it's you ?

atsumu:
yeppp, and he hasn't blocked me so that's an accomplishment

oikawa:
yikes you expected him to block you ?

atsumu:
i mean yeah, i'm a bit overzealous 🥵

oikawa:
yeah i know that, anyways i'm still confused on why you're texting me this

atsumu:
i don't know either, should i text him ??

oikawa:
i thought you already did ?

atsumu:
well yeah but he left me on seen (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

oikawa:
LOENOSEJKE LOSER

atsumu:
. not funny

oikawa:
it kind of is

atsumu:
i don't laugh at you when iwaizumi leaves you on read

oikawa:
... you literally do 😃

atsumu:
THAT DOESNT MATTER !!! SHOULD I TEXT SAKUSA AGAIN ?!?!

oikawa:
yeah, text him and make a conversation i don't knowww, just say hi or something

atsumu:
i don't get how people think yer an expert at these types of things. ya suck 😩

oikawa:
yeah i suck, and i'm about to suck iwa chans dick rn so BYE ahem just kidding, i'm holy 🙄

atsumu:
disgustAng 🥲 bye kawa

oikawa:
bye tsumuuuu

seen

atsumu turned off his phone "maybe i should just text him, i mean who wouldn't want me texting them" atsumu said confidently

"ugh but omi seems to hate me for some reason, who could possibly hate me, i'm literally so fucking likeable" atsumu groaned in annoyance

"fuck it"

atsumu:
OSAMUUU ANSWER ME YA PRICK

i actually hate people rn 😃 i literally just wanted a monster, and a middle aged women, literally got me so mad 😐 ahem, anyways sorry for not updating for like 2 days, my bad 😔