Player, trying to get a suspicious eye: what do you think Demolitionist will do as a distraction?
Guide: probably either make a noise or throw a rock, that's what I would do.
*explosions from over the hill, as demon eyes are killed and 6 lens flies into Player's hands*
Guide: or they could do that
***
Eye of Cthulhu has awoken!
Nurse: dammit, Guide!
Guide: what? it wasn't me!
Nurse: sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Player!
Player: not me either.
Nurse: then who set the building on fire?
EoC: *whistling*
***
Player, trying and failing to beat EoC: I think I'm missing something.
Merchant: dedication?
Demolitionist: cohesion?
Guide: a general sense of what you're doing?
***
Player: whilst I'm gone, Guide, you're in charge.
Guide: sheesh, finally
Player, whispering to Nurse: you're secretly in charge.
Nurse: obviously.
***
Player, to EoC: you don't know about my knife stick. It's a stick with a knife taped to the end so I can reach you.
EoC: ahem, spear.
Player: BLOCKED
***
EoC: you kill people for money?
Player: I can explain!
EoC: and all this time I've been doing it for free!
***
Player: *accidentally stabs EoC and it turns into its second form*
Player: *trying to decided what to say between "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you ok"*
Player: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?
EoC: what's wrong with you??
***
*player defeats EoC and begins to head home*
Eye of Cthulhu has been defeated!
Nurse: please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Player: we got spring water
Nurse: NO.
Merchant: with EXTRA minerals
Player: it's like licking a stalagmite
Nurse: DON'T COME HOME.
Player: mmmm cave water
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SonstigesRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
