*guide and player trying to know each other better by skipping stones on a lake*
Guide: it's such a beautiful evening.
Player: take that you fucking lake
***
*player wanting to find a jungle temple*
Steampunker: are you sure this is the right direction?
Player: certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Guide: In that case, we're definitely lost.
***
Guide, after hearing player's plan to get into the jungle: do you take constructive criticism?
Player: i only take chlorophyte or titanium.
***
*player continues mining before coming across a strange bulb and mines it*
Plantera has awoken!
Player: well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realisation that i've fucked up
***
Plantera: hey, you want some leftovers?
Player: what's that?
Plantera: you don't know what leftovers are???
Player: no, because i've never quitted. Except maybe this time i might
***
Player: i am the most responsible player
Plantera: but you just set the jungle on fire
Player: and i take full responsibility of that
***
Player: i can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Plantera, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
***
Player, screaming: I FIXED IT.
Guide: fixed what?
Player: EVERYTHING.
*plantera transforms into its second form*
Player: except that.
***
Player: i need to pee but i'm in the middle of battling you...
Plantera: looks like urine trouble
Player: ...
Plantera: ...
Player: ...
Plantera: *throws themselves on the floor with a squeaky laugh in the distance*
***
Player, drinking a potion: guess i'll drink my sorrows away.
***
Plantera has been defeated!
Player: all in all, a 100% successful trip!
Guide: we lost steampunker!
Player: all in all, a 100% successful trip.
***
Nurse: is that blood on you?
Player: it's not my blood
Nurse: is that supposed to make me feel better?
Player: yes
***
Player, after getting a companion cube from a travelling merchant: cube, please tell me about this weapon.
Cube: sorry, i don't speak korean.
Player: cube, tell me how you feel about the npc's.
Cube: LETS SEE, WHERE DO I STARTS? *looks at guide* WELL OK THIS BI-
***
i'm running out of incorrect quotes lol-
anyways, i changed the old queen bee summon quote since it fits plantera better
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Incorrect Terraria Quotes
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