*Player finds the lihzahrd temple, and unlocks it with the temple key from plantera*
Guide: now, remember what i told you.
Player: don't be a cunt.
***
*Player gets injured from the temple*
Nurse: Player! Are you alright?
Player: is that you, God?
Nurse: what?
Player: it's just... you sound a lot more like Nurse than i expected.
***
Angler: what situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, i ask you.
Player: being a fish.
Angler: well, crap.
***
*player finally finds golem's room and uses the lihzahrd power cell he found*
Golem has awoken!
Player: if you don't stop shooting fire, i'm going to jump out of that window.
Golem: but we're on the ground floor..
Player: i know but i want a dramatic exit.
***
Player: *shows golem two pictures of the lihzahrd temple* here are two pictures. one of them is your room, the other is the garbage room.
Golem: *points at a picture* that's the garbage room.
Player: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM
***
Player: *sharpens sword* i have a way to win this fight.
Player: *cuts cake*
Golem: c..can i have some?
Player: cake is for losers.
***
Player: *standing on the bottom of the arena and sneezes*
Golem: *standing on the top of the arena* bless you.
Player: God?!
***
*Player manages to defeat Golem*
Golem has been defeated!
***
Player: you remind me of the ocean.
Dryad: because i'm deep and mysterious?
Player: no, because you're salty and people are scared of you.
***
Player: AAAAA- I BURNT MY LIP
Guide: why would you even drink hot coffee with a METAL STRAW in the first place?!
Player: WE WERE OUT OF PLASTIC ONES
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AcakRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
