A/N: I made a chapter on bosses because why not
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Retinazer: hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
WoF: b-bees?
Retinazer: SPAZMATISM, HE CHOSE THE BEES
WoF: w-wait-
Spazmatism, carrying a jar of Beenades: the beeeesssss...
WoF: WAIT-
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BoC: we got banned from the chicken shack so we had to get some out of town
EoW: they shouldn't call it an 'all you can eat' if they don't mean it
BoC: Eater of Worlds, you ate a fucking house
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EoC, talking about The Twins: my power has doubled since last time we met!
Player: two times zero is still zero, Eye of Cthulhu.
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Lunatic Cultist: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Destroyer: what if it bites me and it dies!?
Skeletron; then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ Destroyer, learn to listen.
Duke Fishron: what if it bites itself and I die?
WoF: that's voodoo, and I should know.
Duke Fishron: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Skeletron: that's causat-
Destroyer: that's correlation, NOT causation. Noob.
Duke Fishron: hmmm okay then... well, what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
WoF: that's kinky
Lunatic Cultist: what have I started
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Moon Lord: you're receiving a ticket for having three bosses on one motorcycle.
Plantera: shit.
EoL: wait, three?
Moon Lord; yes.
Skeletron Prime: LUNATIC CULTIST FELL OFF!
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Golem: *stubs their toe* FUCK!!
Plantera: hey, watch the language!
Golem: what am I supposed to say? 'Woe is I'??
Plantera: ....
Golem: you have to accept that swear words are sometimes necessary, Plantera
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King Slime: Moon Lord, give me patience
Queen Slime: I think you mean 'give me strength'
King Slime: if Moon Lord gave me strength, you'd be dead
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Retinazer: Spazmatism... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Spazmatism: your text told me to satanize the house whilst you were gone
Retinazer: I wrote SANITISE, Spazmatism.
Spazmatism: ...
Spazmatism: hey at least we can see the Wall of Flesh again
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QB: bonjour, Empress of Light. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
EoL: no, I don't want to sleep with you.
QB: is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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A/N: if you're for some reason curious about what my favourite boss is, it's probably The Twins, I think they're cool
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RandomRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
