Incorrect Terraria Quotes

So guide died and became a wall

Player, talking to Guide: I wasn't hurt that badly. The Nurse said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Guide: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Player, trying to hint their future battle with the Wall of Flesh: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Nurse, after hearing that Guide would die: how would you rate your pain?
Guide: zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Guide: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Player: We could attack WoF with hummus.
Guide: I stand corrected.
Player: Just keeping things in perspective.

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*Player makes their way to the Underworld, armed with Beenades*

Guide: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Player: It's Player.
Guide: What did they do this time?
Player: No, it's me, Player. It's actually me.
Guide: What did you do this time?

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Player to Guide voodoo doll: I've already sent vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
*Player chucks the voodoo doll into the lava*
The Wall of Flesh has awoken!
WoF: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Player: how do I deal with voodoo demons?
WoF: kill them
Player: that's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passion solution
WoF: kill them only a little?

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Player, after realising the WoF is practically Guide: Guide, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
WoF: well of course I have.
WoF: have you ever gone mad without power?
WoF; it's boring.

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Player: *gets down on knees*
WoF: oh my god, it's finally happening
Player: *falls over*
WoF; the poison is kicking in

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*WoF gets defeated*

The Wall of Flesh has been defeated!

The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released...

Player: I got grounded for a whole week just because I spent an extra minute on WoF.
Dryad: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.