When the night is terrible

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This is going to be a terrible night...

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Player: here's a fun christmas idea, we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing whoever's under it you have to fight them.
Nurse: Player, no.
Zoologist: mistleFOE
Nurse: stop encouraging them.

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Player, in a high voice, trying to hint to everyone what they were gonna do: hey Ken! I was thinking of this being a terrible night!
Merchant, in a low voice: no Barbie, you are not fighting The Twins, you have some npc's to take care of
Dryad: what the fuck is wrong with you guys
Player: we're playing systemic oppression

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The Twins have awoken!

Player: am I in trouble?
Nurse: take a guess.
Player: no?
Nurse: take another guess.

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Retinazer: *screams*
Spazmatism: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Player: should we do something?
Dryad: no, no, let's see who wins

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*Player coming back after loosing*

Player: don't worry, I know what I'm doing! Everything's gonna be fine!
Nurse: how can you still say that?
Player: because when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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*Player's second attempt*

Player, talking to Spazmatism: I have Retinazer. Give me 10,000 dollars and you can have it back.
Retinazer: now hold up, do you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Player: ....
Spazmatism: ....
Retinazer: MAKE IT 1 MILLION
Spazmatism: RETINAZER STOP

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Player: I'm going to take you out.
Retinazer: great, it's a date!
Player: I mean that in a threatening way.
Retinazer: see you at 3am!

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Spazmatism: don't worry, I have a couple knifes up my sleeve
Player: don't you mean cards?
*Spazmatism changes into its second form*
Spazmatism: no, no I do not

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*Player defeats The Twins just as the sun rises*

The Twins have been defeated!

Player: I told you I'm fine!
Merchant: this morning you thought a ghost put butter on your toast
Player, after realising Guide died: I DIDN'T PUT IT ON!! YOU DIDN'T PUT IT ON!! NO ONE PUT IT ON!!!

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