*the cultists now spawning at the dungeon because they kicked skeletron out*
Lunatic Cultist: what? you're not coming to my tea party?
Lunatic Cultist: Player, I made BISCUITS***
Mechanic, crying: please, Player! i don't speak meme! i don't know what 'yeet' is!
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Nurse: do you know the ABC's of first aid?
Zoologist: a. bone. coming out of the skin is very bad***
Dryad: the first time Player opened a box of cheerios and looked inside, they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Lunatic Cultist: I'M THE NEW DUNGEON GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE DUNGEON
Player: CTHULHU QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
Lunatic Cultist, yelling at Player: FUCK OFF!***
*Player kills some Cultists*
Lunatic Cultist: stop! you're making the Cultist's brain hurt!
Player: do Cultists even have brains..?
Cultist Archer, looking at Lunatic Cultist: hehe, you sure don't
Lunatic Cultist: haha, good o- wait what***
Lunatic Cultist: i can do anything if i put my mind to it. i once guessed Wizard's phone number by typing random numbers.
***
Player: something's off.
Lunatic Cultist: maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting others.
Player: no, but that's funny.***
Lunatic Cultist, holding a fork: you know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Player: ...
Lunatic Cultist: *lip smack****
*LC at 50% health*
Lunatic Cultist: how are you still alive?!
Player: honestly, i'm just as confused as you are.***
Lunatic Cultist: here comes the lightning!
Lunatic Cultist, whispering: you've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein i am an almighty wizard.
Player: ok, currently imagining that. hmm, not bad. not bad at all.***
Lunatic Cultist has been defeated!
Celestial Creatures are invading!Player; did you miss me whilst i was gone?
Guide: you were gone?
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