Hakuna Matata Ninja (Complete)

Ch 5-Sleep is better than Tests

Soon I walked past room
two-o-two, which had a crowd of people in front of it. I noticed the Genjutsu placed upon it and continued without so much as a word. Walking into the room, I noticed competition glaring at me... Heh.

"None of you people hold a candle to my greatness, hahahaa!" I laughed in their faces, and if possible, their glares increased tenfold, putting more puny killing intent to try and scare me.

"Heh, look at the little brat... Thinks he's all that just because he's from the massacred clan." My eyes glistened as I remember my brother. I want to find him, I must! And to do that... I have to be stronger, I have to become one of the best!

"Aw, look, is the little baby gonna cry?" That whisper just sets me off. I glare at the people whispering about me, who just so happen to be from the Hidden Sand.

"I challenge you to a fight you bastards!" They all glare at me and walk up to me.

The three kneel down to my height, which isn't too much shorter than them, as I've always been really tall for my age. The one right in front of me grins maliciously, leaking out as much killing intent as I think is possible for him... Almost makes me want to fall asleep. "You think you can take us on little kid?"

Just as I was about to spring at him and tear his throat out a poof of smoke appears at the front of the room. "Alright you little brats! Pipe down, don't fight or you're disqualified, and pick a number out of the box at the front to find your seat!" I blink, it appears to be an interrogation and torture specialist.

I get a seat in the very front, woot woot... Not. It's the worst possible place to try and sleep, what if the quote and quote teacher doesn't want people sleeping? And he is also an I&T specialist, so what if he tries to fuck with my mind just because I was sleeping during the test?... Nah, I'll sleep anyways. I let out a yawn as I take my seat directly in front of the proctor person.

Then, as if some Kami is shining down on me, a miracle is given! That Suna bastard is right next to me, yay! I don't really particularly care if we have an alliance with them, because this shinobi is obviously fodder. He has reddish hair, his eyes are a mocha brown...

He reminds me of the picture I'd seen of a recent Suna missing-nin. Although he hadn't done much in the shinobi world, what he had done... It was enough to give him a name. Sasori of the Red Sands, high A-rank, bordering S-rank nin, known for his prowess in using his chakra controlled puppets.

A devious grin crossed my face. He would be worth my time. He might even kill me, but that was the thrill of being a ninja. Don't get me wrong though, I would never pass up a nap if I had a choice in it... Like in the academy, haha!

I faintly heard the proctor say start and took a glance at my test. It was written... Great, just great. These questions were easily above genin, and most Chunin wouldn't know them either. Hell, I think even some Jounin would have problems answering these! I let out a silent groan at the thought of answering these, and decided to just sleep, not caring about the test or whether I passed.

I'd fallen asleep, well, more like a half-sleep state because I was acutely aware of everything around me. I always knew I snored.

And because of this I narrowly dodged a kunai aimed at the place right next to my head, avoiding losing some strands of hair.

"Oh dear... That wasn't nice mister proctor..." I yawned as I said this, making the proctor's eye twitch slightly.

"Listen here brat. There's a tenth question. If you don't take it your whole team fails--

"Then I guess it's a good thing I don't have a team. What's the question?" I glared at him, I just wanted to get this over with and hang out with Naru or maybe go watch some clouds with Shikamaru.

I noticed around me there were significantly less genin than when I'd arrived and assumed they had given up. My sensitive ears picked up the murmurings of the Chunin hopefuls when they heard I was a team all my own.

Did you hear that?

How strong is he?

He's so young too!

I heard he's the elder of the two last Uchiha...

Uchiha Uchiha Uchiha...

All I hear after that is murmurings of the Kami damn Uchiha clan. Stupid idiots. It seems what I said has stopped the flow of scared little genin leaving, and the proctor sighs.

"You all pass." Unexpectedly, the genin remain quiet there are no outbursts whatsoever, so he starts to continue. "The road of a Chunin is not an easy one, you must have integrity, learn to be humble, you--

"Alright maggots! I'm Echo Mitarashi, and I'm here to tell you the next exam is in Training ground forty-four! Be there in five minutes or you're disqualified!" I blinked as I took in the sight of the Mitarashi. Like Anko, she wore revealing clothes, had purple hair pulled into a ponytail with her bangs loosely waved over to one side.

I wonder if this is Anko's sister or something... She never mentioned having a sister... "Well, maggots?! Three and a half minutes left!!"

Like a flood had broken a dam everyone rushed out of the room, prompting me to take cover under my seat until it was over with.

Something poked me in the neck. "Hey, kid... You don't want to be disqualified do you? You better get going." Her voice was considerably softer than she had been with the other genin.

I stood up and looked at her. "I don't need you to treat me like a child. I am here for one reason and one reason only. To become a Chunin. Thank you for the consideration though." I smirked as I grabbed her hand and made a seal with one hand.

We arrived at the training ground, leaving some leaves floating to the ground in our original location.