Hakuna Matata Ninja (Complete)

Ch 16-Years have gone by... It's Time for Jounin!

"Heh... I can't really call you gaki anymore can I?" I smirk at Anko, towering over her by two inches. For some reason I have always been really tall. It's been four years, I'm ten now.

"I think I'm ready to become a Jounin Shishou. I trained hard over these years and I think I'm finally ready!" I clench my fist and stretch my arms out towards her in excited anticipation for taking the Jounin Exams.

"Then..." She murmurs softly, "Prove it!" She shouts with a grin, running towards me doing hand seals.

I grin and jump up as she shoots a giant fireball at me. "Wind Sphere!" As the fire ball wraps around my sphere of wind surrounding me, I expel it in the form of senbon needles. "Katon: Expel!"

She gracefully moves around each fire needle and as soon as they disappear a snake shoots out from her sleeve and wraps around me, pulling me back to her.

"Heh... Looks like you aren't re--

A smirk crosses my face as I fade from existence, reappearing behind her, holding a kunai to her neck, my Sharingan activated. "It is you who isn't ready... Anko." The unfamiliar name rolls off my tongue with ease, as though it was always meant to be said by me. She would always be Shishou in my heart though, always and forever.

"Aw, Shiro-kun, what ever happened to Shishou? I rather enjoyed the way you adored me like an older sister." I removed the kunai from it's resting place on her neck and wrapped my arms around her in a loose hug.

"You are always Shishou to me, the older sister I never had. But... We will soon be comrades of the same rank. I cannot call you Shishou forever... So, now you are Anko-chan." I smirk as my Sharingan flares and stop a punch that would have knocked me to the ground.

"Damn... I was looking forward to taking that smirk off your face, gaki! Take my fun away won't you?" We engage in a deadly dance as the sun meets the moon in dawn arriving. I throw a roundhouse kick at her head only for her to duck and throw a punch at my stomach.

I throw up my other leg to block and lean backwards to stand on my arms, avoiding loosing balance. Then I balance on one hand and start spinning with my legs in a split. I make a handseal and focus fire chakra into the soles of my feet, making fire engulf them.

"Ready, Anko-chaaan?" I taunt her as she barely jumps out of the way of the flames. Putting chakra into the hand on the ground I expel it, pushing myself into the air so I can flip around and land on my feet.

The grass around me burns and wilts because of the flames and I begin my attack with fervor. Finally I capture her in a layered genjutsu, stopping her in her tracks. By the time she breaks out of it I've already tied her fingers and hands together, and placed a chakra seal on her so she can't use her chakra. I also have two kunai, one point at her heart, they other resting on her neck, digging in slightly to make her uncomfortable, but not to the point where she would bleed.

"Heh... I guess you are ready... Gaki..." Her voice is so... sad... I remove her restraints gently. Poor Shishou... I feel bad for leaving her. I've become used to her always being with me, but I've learned all I can from her and the best thing to do is use that knowledge to push myself further, and protect my village and loved ones.

"It's alright Shishou, we will still see eachother... Just not as much. Goodbye for now, Anko-chan." I hug her one last time before fading away, leaving ashes in my place.

I reappear in the Hokage's office, with Anbu ready to kill me at my sudden entrance. I hold up my hands in surrender. "Hey hey guys! Calm down, I just wanted to talk to Hokage-sama!"

The Anbu disappeared to their original positions and I grinned at the Hokage. He had just hidden that perverted book away, so quickly I almost missed it. Almost, but not fast enough haha!