The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 1 chapter 1

"DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY", yells a man riding an alpaca alongside with the Russian mob chasing 4 teenagers, three girls and a boy. And they are—..... hold on, let me stop you right there. Now you're probably wondering how we got into this mess well, it's a funny story.
It was just an ordinary day. If ordinary means being a demi-goddess while being a part of two mafia groups was normal then yes, it was n o r m a l.

Hellena was a goddess, daughter of Amaterasu the Shinto goddess of the sun and Helios, Greek god of the sun. Unlike her parents however, Hellena had the title of being the goddess of light and happiness.
She was sent to earth from the heavens by the two sun gods to experience mortal life and because she is just a pain in the ass Zeus was tired of her shit lmao.

Recently on earth World War Three had come to an end and Hellena teamed up with a ex Indonesian runaway who accidentally joined Vietcong and the US army. Said person Lemmy, adopted the American ways from her time in the US army and became a Indonesian cowboy.(or cowgirl) WEEEE HAW KKKEJKL.

During her time on earth Hellena managed to form a gang after the war in both Osaka and Tokyo, Japan. She took Lemmy under her wing having her as one of her employees working in the gang. Now, when I say gang it's not all illegal activity and running away from the police and drugs. Ok yeah, there is drugs, a lot in fact, and running away from authorities but not in the way most gangs work. Hellena's gang sold drugs but, in her own fast food chain.

It happened one day by accident when she was on the streets of Tokyo during the early hours of the morning AKA 3am, handing out nuggets laced with weed.
Being broke and until recently, sneaking into random celebrities hotel sweets to sleep in their bathtubs every night wasn't option anymore. The night she was out handing weed nuggets to people, Hellena had caught Kim Kardashian in the nude ready to take a bath while Hellena was still in the tub. She saw everything. Her fake ass plastic titties fell off her body and she let out a big ass fart that made her ass shrink. Kim noticed Hellena's presence in the room and grabbed a lipstick out of her ass and started laser shooting at Hellena. Hellena with horror written all over her face and out of panic almost shit her pants she was so scared of the sight she saw. The lasers doing nothing but bouncing off of Hellena's pale skin as she stood up.
"What. The. Fuck. I DIDN'T KNOW BOOBS WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST FALL OFF? I KNEW YOUR BOOBS WERE FAKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS. ALSO, YOU FARTED RIGHT? THATS WHY IT SMELLS BAD IN HERE RIGHT? OR DID I SHIT MY PANTS? HOLD ON" she pulled her pants down taking a sniff, relaxing her self, "MY UNDIES ARE CLEAN LIKE A DAISY. You are not a daisy though."
And with that, Hellena jumped out of the hotel window never to be seen by Kim Kardashian ever again. Taking a deep breath Kim grabbed a zip located in her crotch unzipping the bodysuit, just to reveal Elon Musk emerging from the inside.
He didn't think much of it though, he was thinking about how his going to plan a visit to Jupiter more than the stranger in his bath tub.

Back to the present, Hellena was just chilling like a villain in her office having a conversation with a demi-god she met on earth.
"What Hera chopped Zeuse's dick off? Then give him yours. Sharing is caring ya know"
Interrupting her call Lemmy ran into her office panting as her raven bangs covers her eyes, with panic written all over her face,
"BOSS, IT'S THE RUSSIAN MOB"
"Ha say no more"
Hellena got out of her seat ending the call and jumped out of her window, landing in the middle of the mess outside. (Look jumping out of windows is fun u normiE)
Landing in front of her store she saw her arch enemy Ligma Balls. In Ligma Balls fashion he was riding an alpaca (not in a kinky way lmao) and brought some of the Russian mob with him.
"What do u want this time dick cheese?"
"Me and the guys want the business ;3"
"No way, shoo fly don't bother us"
Though, Ligma wasn't paying much attention he was pointing to a boy, nha this lad was a grown ass man, a good 5'6 just appearing out of nowhere Mr. bean style thrown from the sky. He had a tan complexion, a black curly hair tied into man bun and wearing a purple hoodie. Hellena took one glance at the man and knew, SHE KNOWS SOME SHIT BRO, this grown ass man was just cursed energy. He just in one motion stood up from a 180 to a 90 degree angle and said "that breast milk butter did some weird things to me". Hellena and Ligma made brief eye contact before bolting towards the lad resulting in him screaming like a little bitch. Lemmy prepared her cowboy gear ready to bitch slap anyone at any moment with a gun American style.

The situation right now was wack (not wap).  There was Hellena beating the shit out of Ligma while mystery man was crying muttering "boob milk butter", the two mobs fighting each other and Lemmy bitch slapping a mob member who had a hostage. "How the fuck did I even get my self involved with this shit?, a girl with dirty blonde hair questioned. But with a sudden jolt of energy the girl broke out of the arms of the man who had her at gun point using the power deep down inside blah blah you know that anime shit, she fought off the mob. The blond fair girl amazed at her sudden jolt of strength kind of just sat there wide eyed lookingat the battle unfolding in front of her.

Hellena all done with beating Ligma, she knew that both mystery man and mystery girl were special, so she walked up to them. "I would like a to make a deal with you two. If you chose to join me and save the world then I shall grant you protection from anything and E V E R Y T H I N G. I am a god after all", showing her true form for a brief second, the two looked at each other "hm so what's the deal? Why do you want to give us protection huh?" Retorted the female. The male just nodded in agreement with the same thoughts as the female.
"Ah well, you two are special. You will see when the time comes." Patting their heads she felt a bolt of electricity go through her body for a second, confirming that these two were special.
And with that Hellena welcomed two new members to her squad.