The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 2 Chapter 4

Sitting at the dinner table amongst the chaos and Niko screaming unintelligible shit, Hellena was deep in thought.
'I need to find the border between the living and dead, but where?'
*poke* she shoved the mouth full into her mouth, 'MMMMMM THIS SHIT GUUUUD' closing her eyes and smiling at the taste of her favourite food. She glanced over at Gold, narrowing her eyes 'what secrets is your bloodline hiding' she took another moth full of food. 'What secrets are all of their bloodlines hiding' she spoke internally to herself, questioning what the human trio are hiding deep down inside, but mostly concerned about Gold.

Hellena was brought back to reality when a knife was thrown her way. "What the actual fuck?" She caught it but then seconds later realised..... "LIGMA YOU SOVIET RUSSIAN DICK CHEESE CYKA" she stood, seeing him attempt at being a ninja. Everyone stood and started throwing stuff at Ligma. Not food tho, we don't waste food in this Christian household *shakes head*. Mostly spoons, forks, knifes and a whole ass cow? was thrown at Ligma which made him fall down for them ceiling. Lemmy took out a string that cowboys use to throw and twirl in the air, out of her underwear making Ligma dread being tied up by this pussycto infested string.

Everyone continued with dinner, eating and laughing acting like Ligma wasn't there laying on the floor tied up BDSM style, with a cow causally walking around.
"Mooo" the cow mooed.
"Shut up cow! We're eating your family!" Niko yelled making a Donald trump face. "Can I at least have some food? You're not that evil right?" Ligma pleaded, stuck in the tied up position he was in. Hellena snorted "noo~~~" she crouched down to his level, picking him up and throwing him outside. "And stay out!" She shouted returning to the dinner table.

"Ligma stand up. Let me help you out of that rope." Elon appeared dressed up as none other than Obama. Uniting Ligma out of the rope Elon-Obama patted his head "good boy. My plans to invade Uranus are going according to plan" he smiled satisfied with knowing the location of the SQUAD. Putting an arm around Ligma's shoulder, "let's go back to the hotel bro!" Pulling Ligma along with him, back to the five star resort they were staying at in Athens.

The whole gang, except for Niko were washing up after dinner. It is currently around 6:00pm, and everyone was done with dinner and getting ready to do what they do, and that's drug dealing *cough*.
"What are we gonna do about the door?" Gold spoke, "like aren't you famous drug dealers? Won't some rival people break in?" Gold spoke again.
"He has a point" Madeline spoke up, "you physically need a door at this point, like even Ligma broke in" she has crossed her arms in a insecure manner.
"Ai ai ai. We're getting a door. We can't survive a night without a door!" Koula spoke up in a loud Greek voice.
"What kind of door shop is open at—" Hellena pulled out her pocket watch which was all sun themed, ☆𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡☆ and everything, "— almost a quarter to 7 in the evening??" She said looking up at Koula who was smirking. "Where is the door shop and who runs it?" Hellena questioned putting her hand on her hips, "Sakis, the pro wrestler".
"What? I didn't know Japanese school girls did pro wrestling. And I didn't know one of them owned a sketchy door shop!" Gold was beaming like a child who just learnt something new. The Greek trio and Hellena all face palmed, "no Gold, Sakis is a big macho Greek guy who sells doors. No Japanese school girl shit" Hellena explained.

Koula grabbed Hellena's hand and then Gold's hand dragging them outside "we are going to the door shop!🎶" saying it in a singing tone. "Why us ?" Hellena questioned as the trio walked in the dark of night. Koula chirped, "Well, you are a goddess. You can fight anyone. And Gold because he is so cursed he is basically good lukck!" She held your hands as the two skipped along with Koula who was skipping. "This is very gay even for me...." Hellena said in a hushed tone not thinking anyone else can hear her, "even though I'm doing this with two women, it feels gay. And I'm a straight male!" Gold replied to Hellena clinging onto Koula's hand, and skipping. Hellena's face had 'how the fuck did you hear me?' And 'you look gay yourself' expression.