The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 1 chapter 9

It is currently 11:00 pm. Lemmy was siting on Hellena's bed, and the two were talking about their plans for moving forward with uncovering the mystery of Gold and the rest. Hellena was laying on her bed in a draw me like one of your French girls position scratching her ass,
"So, what now?" Lemmy looked up as she was playing with Hellena's hair.
"What do you mean 'what now'? We are going to go find Hades duh?" Hellena replied shrugging her shoulders.
"And how do we find Hades? Isn't he always in the underwear, I mean underworld?"
"Exactly you gEniUs, we go to the gateway between the living and the dead!" Hellena was scratching her head,
"It's simple we find him"
"But H O W, how do we find him and where!" Now Lemmy was scratching her head, "did you contradict lice or something?" Scratching her head,
"No, a bloody supernova has happened somewhere in the galaxy and it's decided to annoy me while it dies" Hellena said annoyed scratching her head more viscously.
"If I had lice I would take you to Zenzou and have him laser beam out heads, probably balding is if he chooses to," she then farted light "whoa a super nova did explode!"
returning to a draw me like a french girl position, "that's better anyways, listen, we're going to the home lands, motherland, not Russia but the land of the gods. Greece" Hellena said whilst yawning. Looking up at Lemmy, she smiled "we can meet our friends and I can finally see my girlfriend!" she exclaimed excitedly rolling over on the bed now in a starfish position, extending her hand out towards the ceiling, "I know what we are gonna do today" she said softly as she closed her eyes.

Lemmy just sat there watching Hellena fall asleep on the spot, poking her pale cheek and smiling at her friends sleeping form. Lemmy was thankful for having Hellena in her life, Hellena had rescued her during a time in her life that wasn't bright as it was currently. She got up from the bed and walked towards the door and exited Hellena's room, she looked back one last time muttering a small "thank you", then exiting the room.
In her own room, Lemmy laid in her bed thinking about her past.

Quite a few years had passed since the war had ended, she was in America recently let go from the US marines and learning the cowboy ways of life. That all changed however, her adoptive Texan parents had gotten busted for dealing chickens illegally. Lemmy was left alone to work as a free style dance teacher, because she had no other skills than to dance free style. She had many students including her best friend Vladimir a vampire Romanian she met in her US marine days. One of her students was Lgama, Ligma Balls. He was a Russian boy from the newly reformed country of the Soviet Socialist Republic Of Russia, and was the best free style dancer in her class. Even though he was a Soviet Russian he didn't seem like it until you heard him speak,
"pRiveT I am LiGma frOm SoViET RUSSia, I woULd liKE tO trY tHE weeD AmERiCanS sMOke beCauSe weeD iN RUSSia iS jUSt graSS"
As Ligma smoke more weed he excelled in his free style dancing impressing Lemmy, he would start dancing in the air and walk up walls as he twerked to the infamous song WAP. Lemmy's admiration and friendliness towards her student had ended when she found out he was gay . . . SIKE no, she found out that he had made a deal with her parents back in Indonesia to turn her into a chicken and take her back for her parents to eat her. Over hearing that one phone call, she started singing "fuck this shit I'm out, oooooh yeah~~ fuck this shit I'm out" freestyle dancing while running away from the dance school out on the road, and out of Texas never to be seen again..... in Texas.
After having her location leaked to her parents, she decided at that moment she would leave America and head to wherever the ship she was illegally on would take her. And that lead her to Japan. Leaving the life she made in America, leaving her friends, but most importantly, leaving the one she loved. Yes, she loved Vlad and his fridge that kept all the illegal substances they would sell. He was her partner in crime, back then, now Hellena is her partner in crime ruling the weed market with an iron fist.

Lemmy had found Hellena on the streets during her nightly walks where she would sell weed nuggets to people and scaring the local homeless people. Hellena seemed to be familiar, maybe she met her during the war in the military? She didn't really care, all she wanted was to buy a weed nugget to at least numb some of the sadness she felt from leaving her home. Hellena approached her grinning like an idiot,
"Hey there kiddo you kind of look homeless, or maybe that's just your tan skin. Do you want a nugget fro free?" She crouched down slightly due to their small height difference. "Umm I am homeless ..... by any chance do you have a job to offer me? I can clean and I can dance" whiping out her freestyle dance moves she started dancing like a stoner,
"Haha no. Homeless people deserve to die!" All the colour drained from Lemmy's face. She made an 0 shape with her mouth scared of this crazy woman, "haha I'm just fucking with you" Hellena slapped Lemmy across the face laughing like an idiot.
"Actually I have just formed a new business" Hellena smiled throwing a weed nugget into the air with Lemmy catching it in her mouth "it's a weed nugget cafe, I need someone to observe how much weed is being used. You seem knowledgeable about drugs from the looks of it" Hellena grinned. Lemmy looked at her in shock, "how did you know?!" She looked up wide eyed, "haha I just know, shhh" Hellena winked, sneering her hand on Lemmy's face. 'This woman has no boundaries' Lemmy made a mental note to herself knowing she has just met a crazy person.

"By the way my name is Hellena" she said extended her arm out,
"My name is Lemmy," Lemmy grinned accepting Hellena's hand.

That was the night it all started, the chaos, the fun, the adventure, and most importantly Lemmy's new happy life. Even with Ligma around again she had her goddess friend by her side to protect and attack.

Lemmy awoke to tapping on her window. With a shit eating grin on her face from her dream about first meeting Hellena she looked at her window just to have her good mood crash into a million pieces by seeing Ligma at her window. He saw her sit up in her bed knowing he was knocking on the wrong window
"Ah fuck, I wanted to see Hellena not you ew" he muttered lowly as he pivoted to another window seeing Hellena sleeping on her bed.
"WHAT THE FUCK LIGMA LEAVE US ALONE, AT LEAST LET US HAVE A MORNING IN PEACE" Lemmy yelled from her window attempting at grabbing his legs. Unfortunately she could not reach him being too far away from reach. Ligma tapped on Hellena's window trying to get her attention but that was in vain. So he attempted at opening her window which was open and he entered her room. Lemmy was horrified to say the least and ran towards Hellena's room to save her from Ligma.

Ligma was gawking at Hellena's sleeping form stroking her pale cheek, looking at Lemmy, "was she always this pale?" Lemmy giving him a confused look "wasn't that the first thing you noticed about her dumbass?" She caught him off guard and strikes towards him punching his face then in the crotch, "I hope you weren't planning of having mini Ligma babies roam the earth because I am gonna end their careers right now" she yelled soccer kicking him in the BALLS. Ligma shrieked and cried "NOT MY LIGMA BALLS" as his balls got kicked by Lemmy, this woke up Hellena and attracted the attention of Gold and Madeline. Hellena rubbed her eyes as she was waking up muttering that it was too early for fights, but upon seeing Ligma's face she stood up so straight it was like she was in the airforce all over again. At this point Gold and Madeline were in the room standing there with a crying Ligma on the floor,
"Hey Ligma Balls it seems like you're Crima Balls Out now" Madeline jokes clapping her hands as Ligma was grabbing his crotch.
"It's too early for this shit." Hellena growled as she walked towards Ligma, "be gone. YEEET" she yeeted him out of her window and off into the horizon. She turned to look at everyone, "so who wants pancakes at my weed cafe?" She could hear "yeah, sure, and why not" from the trio indicating that yes, they will be having pancakes for breakfast.

Everybody was sitting in the weed cafe discussing the future plans of unlocking their cursed nature and secrets.
"So, we're going to Greece in like an hour to meet my good ol rapist uncle Hades!" Hellena said as she cut Gold's pancakes not trusting him with a knife. Gold grabbed another knife to hold in his hand as Hellena cut his breakfast, Madeline grinned,
"whacha got there?"
"A knife" Gold said with confidence.
"NO" Hellena yelled as she smacked his hand, "I don't trust you with anything sharp especially a knife Gold!" Gold was tearing up "I'm 18 I can hold a knife if I want to—- oh no" Gold accidentally stabbed Hellena's hand. A dark shadow cases over her face as she growled "haha your in danger" lunging at Gold ready to attack him but surprisingly he was blocking her attacks as they both were huffing and yelling Madeline just sat there in the middle not giving two fucks about anything that was happening. Lemmy was on a call with her and Hellena's friends in Greece trying to talk to them over the loud commotion, "CAN YOU FUCKING NOT?" she yelled to the two in a wrestling match. On the phone you could hear one of their friends yell "HUH YOU TOLD ME TO STOP WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT JESUS? UNACCEPTABLE LEMMY" they started yelling, Hellena was yelling, Gold was winning, Lemmy was done with this bullshit and Madeline just ate ignoring everything and reading her Ranboo YAOI manga she stole from Hellena.

Lemmy huffed hanging up on a angry Greek guy yelling at her, "I never signed up for this shit" she huffed pulling her two favourite guns out, "peace was never an option".

Meanwhile Ligma had landed right in front of Elon Musk's feet face first into the ground, "get up we have unfinished work to do" Elon looked down at Ligma "*groans* come on we gotta follow her" he picked Ligma up, carrying him and off they went flying on a 340 skateboard into a tree.

"This is gonna be a long day" growled Ligma as he hung from the tree by his boxers giving him the ultimate wedgie. "This is gonna be a long fucking day" he growled seeing a rainbow in the sky.

"That's pretty gay—- ah wait never mind it's Hellena's flying motorcycle" Ligma said in a bored tone. Elon looked up, "what do you mean never mind? WE GOTTA FOLLOW THEM"

And with that the SQUAD we're starting a new chapter in their life's, including Ligma being a dick lol.