The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 2 chapter 2

DING DONG
The doorbell rang. Yianis ran to get the door excited to see his buddy,
DING DONG
"I'M COMING I'M COMING CALM YOUR TITS MAN" Yianis yelled, arriving at the 'door' even though it had been destroyed by Hellena earlier and 'turned the knob' making a door opening gesture.
"halo" a dutch man standing at around a whoping 6ft2, sporting a dark blonde beard and long ass dirty blonde hair. He had green-blue eyes which looked as lively as any drug dealers would (I'm being sarcastic). The man looked like some kind of viking Jesus. Holding a cross in his left hand he raised it, then lowered it so Yianis could kiss it. "Dear lord thank you for the weed and this blessing of having Sten as my dear friend" the tan boy said as a prayer. In no time he tugged on Sten's arm and pulled him into the house and towards the living room. Sten had noticed Yianis nudity from when he was greeted but didn't bother questioning it because let's face it, his Greek! There is no other explanation. 'Greeks and their nudity' Sten thought as he was brought into the living room. Niko ran towards the tall ass giant asking about the weed, "kiss it" Sten brought the cross he was holding up then lowered it, "uhh your ass? No thanks man Yianis ass belongs to me and I plan on only kissing his ass" Niko replied not understanding the gesture. "The cross you idiot" Sten said in a monotone manner shoving it into Niko's view, "ew no Christianity! Dude I'm a Muslim, ALLAH ACKBAR. Please, no" Niko shoved Yianis in front of himself, "can Yianis kiss it for me?" Sten nodded in  agreement, "you are getting closer to god" he chanted and wacked Niko on the head with his cross.

Looking around in the room he was most of his friends and people he has never met before. There, he saw faces he has known for years and new faces too. There was one face that sticked out however, and that was Madeline. He was ᏚᎻᎾᎾK to find his sister out of all people to be here, after all these years. Lost in deep thought he was snapped back into reality when Koula greeted him with a hug, followed by Niko punching him in the face followed by an embrace, Hellena's hazel eyes we're watching the scene unfold and tsk'ed with distaste
"You didn't hug me!" She whined like a child, Niko's caramel eyes glared at her
"I'm gay I hug men, ew heterosexuals" he murmured the last part making faces at her.
"I'm not hetro I'm BI, B I    S E X U A L. I like dick and pussy get your facts straight, oh wait I forgot you aren't even straight and can't think straight!" Hellena huffed, aggressively stirring whatever was in her pot.

Madeline looked up at her brother, her green eyes meeting his blue-green ones "you have grown .... a lot" he said, Lemmy moved out of the way so Sten could sit next to his sister.
"Ja I have grown ... a lot"
"I see.."
there was awkward science between everyone especially between Madeline and Sten. Hellena and Koula grabbed their pots of food and moved to the kitchen to continue prepping their meal, still listening to the family drama unfolding.
Breaking the ice a little Sten tried asking Madeline about her military experience during the war,
"So... uh how was the military?"
"It was fine"
"What strand did you join?"
"Airforce"
"Ah, I couldn't get into the airforce haha—"
"What did you end up getting into then?
"I ended up in the navy and—"
"Explains how you traded weed during the war" Madeline cut her brother off not letting him finish his sentence. Sten knew she was mad at him, he hadn't been the best brother after the war broke out.
"Why did you never contact us? At least me! I knew where Kandy was until recently, but not anymore..." Her voice filled with bitterness. Kandy was Madeline and Sten's was eldest sister, she never instilled in the military, instead she ran away into enemy land.
"I thought you were dead or playing around with isis" she said fiddling with her hands.
"I was looking for Kandy, with my weed buddies and gay Christian church preachers. We went there to convert the Islamic terrorists but got bombed, that's when I found her with her husband and child, in the isis camp" Sten replied to Madeline seeking some kind of understanding from her.
"I knew she was with isis, and that black baby she had was a bomb" Madeline said coldly, "wait, when did you find her? And I never remember seeing a black baby!" Sten half yelled, his voice full of confusion. Madeline just said "fuck it" and started speaking Dutch which threw everyone off. Everybody there was listening to the tea that was being spilled, secretly enjoying this drama. Once Dutch was spoken everyone stood up and went to the kitchen where Hellena and Koula were making FOOD. Little did anyone know, Hellena is a goddess after all, she has existed long enough to understand and speak all languages. She never flexed this ability to anyone however, everyone just thought she was trilingual (fluent in Greek, Japanese and English). She listened carefully to the conversation taking place in the other room and boiii it is nasty lol.