The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 1 chapter 8

The SQUAD were seated with Zenzou in a host club in the middle of Kabuki-Cho. Nothing weird can happen after what happened earlier right? *sweating*

"Now Zenzou, what causes humans to be cursed?" Hellena looked at Zenzou seeking at least some kind of explanation.

Zenzou looked at Hellena, "they never taught you to read humans have they?" hearing this Hellena was confused "what do you mean? And who, who was supposed to teach me?" Zenzou rolled his eyes, taking Hellena's hands in his own "like this" pressing his thumbs gently onto her wrists. Hellena wasn't expecting this and lost her cool and calmness at that moment, flustered and being the tsundere she is " whoa whoa I think thats enough" she pulled her hands away from Zenzou's grip, "aw I was having fun seeing your memories of beating Ligma up" he pouted. "ddjdjdjduiswh I'm pretty sure you saw other things too..." she adjusted her hair but then got flicked on the forhead by Zenzou "kawaii desu ne~~" Hellena's eye twitched she was about to punch Zenzou but was stopped, "no no no, darling not when other customers are here" he  pointed towards other women in the club.

Madeline and Lemmy watched this with bleeding noses, it was just like an anime! Zenzou shifted his attention towards Lemmy repeating what he had done with Hellena.

".... I see you have a very interesting past my dear.." Zenzou was bleeding from his eyes, Hellena slapped him on the nape of his neck to help him trigger actual tears instead of blood. Yet again the human trio were seeing something they didn't want to see, Madeline looked at Zenzou "um are all demi gods this weird and psychotic?" Hellena still slapping the nape of his neck, "no it's just this one" and with that Madeline just nodded her head. As Zenzou released actual tears and wiped the blood off of his face, "YOU POOR CHILD AAAAH *cries and cries even more* Y-YOU WITNESSES YO-YOUR COMMANDER'S PP AND GOT TRAUMATISED" he leaned in to embrace Lemmy but Lemmy extended her hand for a handshake,

"I'm not comfortable with hugs.."

"But you hug everyone else come o-"

"no"

"bu-"

"N-"

"B-"

"N"

"Wha- ok then" Zenzou fake cried but then retuned the handshake.

This whole time Gold was just staring at Zenzou and thinking to himself 'this man is perfect at any given moment... even when he ugly cries with blood flowing out of his eyeballs..'

Zenzou looked at Madeline who saw him and became all shy under his gaze, everyone looked at here 'why is she blushing? She is the most carefree and chill person in this group' taking her hands in his he could feel the weed in her system *cough* no, not her system, in her bloodline. He saw everything, her past and almost comical time in the army, "whoa you are a interesting one and what I mean by interesting I mean weird but in a fun way" he looked back at Hellena, "come have a look at this" she just crossed her arms "I know" Zenzou replied with "oh.."

Finally, Zenzou took in Gold's hands. He instantly froze making a face that screamed 'OH MA GAAD, "Hellena, when you said that gold was your 'prize boy' you weren't wrong.." Hellena moved closer to Zenzou, "see, I told you, but you freaked o-" she was cut off by being shushed by Zenzou. Hellena took Gold's right hand while Zenzou took Gold's left, the two god's facial expressions went from normal to something that screamed 'WHY, NO STOP THIS'. Lemmy and Madeline were watching not knowing what was happening but they both knew that the two gods were seeing some weird stuff.

"Looks kinda gay no?" Lemmy spoke

"Indeed it does" Madeline replied

".........."