The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 2 chapter 3

The cops were doing a drug raid next door, it turned out that both the 'clients' and 'drug dealers' were both undercover cops who fucked up and got the wrong location. Their correct location was next door at Koula's house.

Yianis was first to come to the realisation that the cops were actually there to raid Koula's house which sparked panic in everyone, Koula, Yianis and Niko scattered all over the house to hide all their drugs into Koula's backyard.

Seeing this Hellena sighed, she caught the attention of the Greek trio (Niko is Albanian shhh), Niko's hair was on fire for reasons unknown to anyone and himself. He cried about his onlyfans career ending, and that he would lose his title of No.1 drug dealer in Europe. Hellena had tapped his shoulder, throwing a pot of water into his head to prevent any more of his hair from burning, and comforted him along with the rest.

"You do realise I am a goddess with powers and shit right? You have all the power in the universe right here you know" Hellena raised a hand over her face, letting her usual hazel eyes glowed amber to show a small part of her god forum. The Greek trio stood there, they weren't shocked or scared, they stood there in amazement. Hellena smiled at them clapping her hands thrice and a 'poof' noise was heard. "the drugs are hidden, they are under that big ol shit Yianis took and never flushed" she said as everyone was calming down. Niko wiped the sweat off of his forehead sighing in relief, "my onlyfans career shall continue!" He skipped out of the kitchen and into the living room. He aided in Madeline and Sten get rid of their joints and the evidence along with it, setting the joints on fire. Koula went back to cooking and Yianis juat stood there looking into the living room, seeing the carpet set on fire to hide the evidence of the Dutch duo smoking marijuana, while Hellena was extinguishing the flames with her powers generating ice from her palms to preventing the house from burning up into flames, while they all chanted something about weed and Jesus.

DING DONG

The door bell was rang by the officers who raided next door, Koula stopped what she was doing, leaving the kitchen to get the 'door' as Hellena took her place cooking. She gestured for everyone to come into the kitchen and whispered in a yelling tone "act normal. And for fuck sake put some boxers on at least" she pointed, motioning her hand up and down in the direction of Niko and Yianis. The two nudists ran up to their room to put some underwear on, while the Dutch duo and Lemmy just sat at the kitchen counter sweating bullets, nervous about the current situation.

The police were greeted by Koula at the open front door that was broken down by Hellena earlier today.
"Hello officers, what brings you here today?"
Koula stood there awkwardly looking through a open gap where there should of been a door.
"We are just here to check up on you. There have been drug dealings and drug trafficking in this neighbourhood lately." There was an awkward pause, followed by one of the officers swiftly taking a peek at Koula's German tourist shoes. "*cough* ummm Ms what happened to your door? You know this is extremely dangerous, anyone can walk in and cause harm to you, you know" Koula looked at the officers laughing nervously. 'fuck how do I explain my hillbilly girlfriend broke it because she forgot how to knock?!' She looked at the officers dead serious and said "my girlfriend knocked too hard" she said simply. An officer jerked his head up, "and how exactly did she do that?" Koula just stated "she is a martial artist" to which an officer asked "Kung fu or karate?" "Both" Koula answered, earning "wise choice" and with that, the questioning didn't go any further than that. "May we come in to do a drug search?" Koula's heart dropped for a minute, but then she reassured herself that Hellena was here, what could go wrong? "Of corse" she gestured for the officers to enter the house confident that there was nothing shady happening, hopefully.

Entering the house, the first thing seen was Niko and Yianis sliding down that staircase wearing nothing but their boxers, uelling "MILK WE GONNA GET THAT FAT ASS COW MILK" which is nothing unusual since in this area people tend to walk around naked in public, and milk is a great alternative to alcohol, unless you're lactose then you just get the chocolate milkshake spewing out your anus. They proceeded to go upstairs and searched the 4 bedrooms for drugs, looking through a shit tone of manga, hentai, yaoi, lesbian things, an unlimited supply of rainbow underwear and dildos they found nothing incriminating, just really gay things lmfao. "Boys, this is the gayest house we have searched yet!" The leading officer said as the rest clapped.