The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 1 chapter 6

Madeline was in her room, laying on her bed like a starfish head tilted to the side, looking out her bedroom window. She touched the fabric of her new pyjama Hellena had bought her reflecting on her fun day.
"When was the last time I had the much fun?"
Since the war started Madeline's life made a 180 from her happy and carefree childhood, but the airforce didn't change her that much.

Now removing her hand from the fabric she returned once again into a starfish position, "the airforce never changed who I was."
Even though Madeline joined one of the least dangerous branches of the military she still had comrades that died, some died horrific deaths.
Like gold the army taught her something that she never noticed about herself, and that is that she was extra lucky aka cursed.

No matter how many times her aircraft was shot at, bombed, or crashed she never got seriously injured. Her aircraft would always be the only one that returned while others had been bombed or their pilots had been killed. She never thought much of it though, she only thought that she was one of god's favourites. However, she had fully acknowledged her odd nature when Obama's evil twin Broco O'bomber had shot a missile at her aircraft, Madeline had no choice but to pray to God or whoever exist up in the heavens to make sure she lands without dying. See, the thing is that Madeline was never free falling, she was sky gliding. And no, god was never on her side, it was her cursed nature that helped her make it till the end with little to no injuries.

Madeline smiled she had become a hero fighting for her country, her sweet home the Netherlands.

Getting up to fix her wedgie she then got into bed instantly falling asleep. Entering dream land she remembered Hellena talking about the Japanese Emperor having a saggy dick that talked on its own. Thrusting and wriggling like a worm she woke up, no, she jolted up bouncing off of the bed and landing face first into the couch across from her bed. Waking up in a cold sweat, the mental image of that shit was traumatising and very much gross, "now that wasn't very plus ultra kinky" she lifted her body up. 𝗭𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝘄 𝘇𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝗶𝘄 Madeline's ear twitched, she walked up to her window to see Hellena and Lemmy sitting there customising their motorcycle. Madeline was about to yell but figured it was better just to go outside and talk to them.

Jumping out of her window she glided her way down landing in front of the duo.
"Good morning, did you sleep well?" Chirped Hellena with excitement evident in her voice,
"Um.. no, the emperor dick thing came back to haunt my dream, the fuck was that all about? I only like to think about skinny penis' not talking ones" Madeline was half mad and half didn't care anymore about the dream. Picking her nose and rubbing it onto Lemmy who was working on fixing the motorcycle, "wait what the fuck did you rub onto me?"
"My natural weed wax from my nose, no need to worry just forget that it's there" Madeline shook hand in the air.
"Well that was a very plus ultra good morning" Lemmy said sarcastically, adjusting a screw into place.
"Uhh so what are you two doing? And why are you doing this so damn fucking early in the morning?" Questioned Madeline, "why are you fixing the bike it was fine last time I checked." She didn't understand why the bike needed fixing.
"It's not broken" Hellena paused, "it just needs some touch ups" Lemmy finished.
"O" replied Madeline.
"Lemmy no, this won't do diddly shit"
"And how do you expect this to work?"
"Magic"
"I thought you said you were living a human life"
"Yeah, haha no. How can I resist making ice cream explode into children's faces? It's hard to ignore them!" Hellena swung her arms in the air, Lemmy just looked at her and laughed, "I wish I could bully children."
Looking down Hellena was making a few adjustments, using magic.

Madeline sat with them making dick jokes while Hellena added small wings that she stole from Hermes' shoes, a thunderbolt Zeus farted out, an engine system running on light. "I think we're all done, I just need to add the final and best part!" Hellena squeaked excitedly.
"And that is?" Lemmy replied thinking their job was done. Oh she was so wrong. Hellena pulled out a USB earning confused looks form both the blonde and raven haired girl.
"Is that some kind of dildo or something? W H A T I S T H A T??" Madeline questioned,
"If that's your porn collection then please add the boku no pico theme song to the radio" Lemmy requested.
"No no no, it's none and beyond that. This is top secret government owned code. In this USB stick beholds the mechanic code to the top cars, ships, and R O C K E T S. now, don't go telling anyone because I won't hesitate to leave you two here on earth understood?"
Madeline and Lemmy looked at Hellena with googly eyes as they stared nervously back and forth from Hellena's sadistic shit eating grin to the USB stick with some top secret government information. They were both shitting bricks,
"H-ha-haaa-ha-ho-how d-did yo-you find th-the-that?? WHO DID YOU STEAL THAT FROM? WHO DID YOU SLEEP WITH TO GET THAT?!! BURN THAT SHIT RIGHT NOWWEE" Lemmy's eyeballs we're almost popping out of her eye sockets, sweating up a storm.
"aww dudes chill, the government will never find out. They have other priorities such as finding petty reasons to blame the war on Broco O'bomber and finding Queen Elizabeth's wig" Hellena smiled a sadistic smile patting both girls on their heads, "shhhh if they ever come running after us I could always y'know erase Earth—- ah, I've said too much!" Still grinning like a crazy person, Madeline broke down "NUUUUUU" as Lemmy tried to calmed her down, "don't worry Mars is an option now" looking up to Hellena she was back to looking normal again, "sorry— I went too far..... um I see poop there on the floor..." pointing to where Madeline was sitting, "oh ja I shit my pants when I'm stressed, it's a Dutch thing"
"No, I think that's a Madeline problem" Lemmy said as she let go of Madeline.

Plugging the USB into the motorcycle Hellena generated light to power the engine. While the engine started, the smoke pipe that was supposed to release disgusting smoke instead released sparkly rainbows!
"That's gay!" Madeline pointed towards the motorcycle,
"Gay like your mum"......... "𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠"
"Gay like your dad" ......... "𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠"
"Gay like you" ........"𝙗𝙤𝙠𝙪 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙤 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠... 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠"
"Lesbian" ....... "𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 ... 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠"
"Bald lesbians—" Madeline and Lemmy were interpreted by Hellena's mathematical genius...ness, geniusness....?
"Super sonic epic gay, wild bald lesbian bitch duo power force of evil I'm strong Oxford dictionary love peace, super STD suck a cup doom Shrek triangle, root 16 divided by 3 makes.... a good time— AHOOOOOOO"
Hellena sped off doing 360s and drifting around the concrete road, she then had the brilliant idea of speeding off of the cliff. Driving the vehicle at full speed towards the cliff, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH????" Lemmy yelled while Madeline was picking her nose anxious to see what will happen.
"I'M A GODDESS, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

Hellena drove off of the cliff, Lemmy shaking her arms in the air yelling while Madeline just stood there like a stick, Hellena wasn't in view anymore and the two stood there in silence.
"So when will the funeral be?" Madeline spoke up,
"Are you referring to Hellena or the motorcycle?" Lemmy questioned
"The motorcycle of course! Duh?" Madeline rolled her eyes
"Um why not tomorro—"
Hellena emerged riding a flying motorcycle,
"I BELVE I CAN FLYYY, I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYY 🎶, MOTHER FUCKER I CAN FLYYY"
"Yes, yes you indeed can" Madeline said while crying, putting her hand to her nose to rub off her snot and proceeded to rub it onto Lemmy's clothes.
"𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚜𝚜"  Lemmy muttered, while the opening theme to boku no pico was being blasted.

Gold watched all this unfold from his room, it was indeed very entertaining. He was too lazy to go to the front yard, besides he was awoken rudely by the motorcycle engine's noises.

It was daybreak as the sun rose, Hellena's hair slightly glowed,
"Mmm yes, a new day, a new beginning"