The Goddess The Cowboy And The dumb Ass Gold

Season 1 chapter 7

"Vrooom"
"Hey there baby why don't you ride with us?"
A man with black hair was on all fours running like a dog, while another man was sitting on top trying to flirt with Hellena as she waited in the Tokyo traffic.
"Um no thanks I think I'm fine, I have my motor after all."
She had a bored expression looking ahead at the road, uninterested in the advances the top man was making.
"Aw come on baby I can show you a good time~~"
"Vrooom"

Hellena rolled her eyes as Lemmy and Madeline watch 'the tea' as Gold napped in the back row,
"I'm not interested in a man who drives a car that is another human who yells 'vroom' at random times, besides I can't leave my children behind, how would they survive?"
The man paused for a second processing what was just said,
"No, you can't be serious? How did you poop out so many kids out of your vjj at such a young age?" Blah blah he kept going on as Hellena was grown tired of listening. She just wants to see her friend for fuck sake she didn't want to be stuck in this traffic. She made a gun sign singling at Lemmy to open fire, Lemmy did a small salute as as pulled out her favourite gun shooting at the men,
"BANG BANG BANG, IT'S LEMMY STILE BITCH" she yelled whilst shooting. The two men panicked as the top man yelled to his 'car' to "get the fuck out of here because every got some crazy white people shooting at us"
As the two 'drove off' onto the footpath Hellena yelled with her fist in the air, "WE'RE NOT ALL WHITE YOU UNCULTURED YANKY DOOLE CUNT NUGGET UNCULTURED SAMURAIS"

Huffing, she was annoyed. The traffic was ridiculous, "whaay why today?" She groaned as Madeline peeped her head out to see further into the distance,
"Ey I think a ninja took a shit on the road while flying from building to building" Madeline said pointing to a trail of air poop in the sky.
"Fuck it were flying," Hellena yelled in frustration, she pressed the button that was labeled 'gay and gayer' preparing for take off.

Madeline shook Gold to wake him up,

"Wake up were taking an air cursed flight from Tokyo to Tokyo" slapping him on the face to fully get his attention then buckling his extra protective seat belt and putting his safety goggles on for him.

"Seat belts on?"
"Check"
"Goggles on?"
"Check"
"Boku no pico opening song?"
"Definitely check"
"OPA LET'S FLY AMIGOS"
*adds yelling, screaming, demonic noises, and Gold curing lmao*

The motorcycle lifted off of the ground as rainbows flowed out of the smoke pipes, people stared in disbelief, (well the BOOMERS were, in this time in history 'da future' people practice magic out in the open so this wasn't too absurd) while others just yelled "GAYYYYY" either way, THEY WERE FLYINGG. As the SQUAD were in the air they all looked down to see what was causing the traffic, Madeline was right because a ninja was laying on the street with poop in the air and on the road while the police wiped Nina boy's ass.
"Look there Madeline, look really closely. This is the real Japan, and this is the real Shibuya. Remember that my fellow weeb" Hellena spoke her words of "wisdom", but Madeline frowned,
"But boss, I like this, it's just like Amsterdam." Ah yes, the weed capital where it smells of weed uwu.

Flying over many buildings and seeing the usual ridiculous Shibuya stuff Hellena finally returned to land, or should I say concrete? (Bad joke sorry) Unbuckling their seatbelts, and getting off of the motorcycle everyone stood in front of a shop. The shop name was 'Oran host club'. Madeline was fangirling, bleeding nose and everything, muttering "kiss kiss fall in love".
Hellena turned to look at the human trio,
"Be well behaved, the hosts don't get uh let's just say .... embarrassments towards humanity like you lot" she said smiling, "be on your best behaviour or you turn into human sushi for Mr. Oni ~~"
Everyone shit their pants all thinking in union, 'how the fuck do I act normal when my life is a Mr. Bean movie?' Faces contorted in fear, once Hellena proceeded to open the doors to the club they all tried to put on their best faces. Well they all did except for Gold, he always looks good.

Entering the host club Lemmy, Madeline, and Gold were amazed at how ..... beautiful it was. The pink smoke that gave this place a uh ... ya know ᴋɪɴᴋʏ atmosphere, the actually good looking hot's, who were by the way all male. Madeline thought she was in a dream, but she was conscious viewing this through her own two eye balls. They had no idea what they were doing there, they were so lost they just followed Hellena.

She took them to the biggest table in the whole host club where one of the most good looking motherfucker was sitting, Hellena greeted him all chill and relaxed not reacting to his beauty. He was tall, even taller than Gold who was a whopping 5'9, with his perfect jet black hair and aquamarine blue eyes. This man was seriously eye candy. Leaning in for a hug he hugged her, maybe for a little too long..... Lemmy shifted to look at the beautiful male host to see his face, he was smiling with drool coming out of his moth as he rubbed his face into Hellena's big chest. 'O MH GAD' thought Lemmy, 'HIS A PERVERT' she was internally dying. 'How could a perfect man like that be so dirty!?? And.... DOES THIS BITCH NOT KNOW THAT TEN SECOND HUGS ARE TOO LONG? JF EJSMSKNS' *demonic noises* FINALLY Hellena let go and exiting the hug, Lemmy was staring at the beautiful man the whole time to maybe JUST maybe catch uh I don't know A BLOODY NOSE OR DROOL, but nouuu, his face was clean and there were no wet marks on Hellena's blazer uniform. Lemmy once again internally screamed at this man.

Sitting at the table the human trio were having a very hard time controlling their hormones .... let me rephrase that, Madeline and even Gold, our heterosexual Gold was having a hard time resisting this beautiful host while Lemmy wasn't being as much as a simp as the rest. She wouldn't lie and say that he wasn't good looking, because he was gorgeous. The human trio watched in awe at Hellena and this man making conversation, now looking at Hellena with some type of spotlight on her, actually the spotlight was always on her but this time it was the human trio focusing on her for once. They all took a mental note that she was too very beautiful.

Hellena extended her hand out, now speaking in the universal language of English.

"Zenzou, these are the 3 cursed idiots I told you about"

"Oh these kids? I can't believe you found all cursed spirits! This is great!" He smiled, as sparkles and flowers radiated around him because he's just too beautiful.

Hellena grinned, "this is Lemmy" 

Lemmy just smiled internally though she was just telling herself 'smile and wave, just  s m i l e   a n d   w a v e'

Pivoting her hand towards Madeline, "this is Madeline" internally and externally Madeline was fangirling, holding a hand to stop the nose bleeding.

Finally, just grabbing Gold's shoulder, "this is our prize boy Gold!" Hellena said, smiling not noticing the mood in the room changing. Lemmy spatt out her drink, Madeline just sat there knowing there was some drama unraveling, Gold could see the expression of Zenzou, his bright aquamarine blue eyes were now glowing green and he had a sark cast over his eyes that were filled with a jealous rage.

The room's atmosphere changed in an instant, it went from being normal and fun to horror and dread. The pink smoke around the booth the SQUAD were in had turned green. Gold was a dumb dumb sometimes, but he knew what was happening right now, 'OH NO I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE  S A Y O N A R A   B E A U T I F U L   W O R L D' his eyes were ridiculously wide to the point that you could only see the whites and his mouth made a 0 shape. Mentally preparing to get the shit punched out of him. But RIGHT THEN, the atmosphere went back to normal in an instant as Zenzou's scary expression had returned to his normal b e a u t i f u l face.  The human trio were sitting there grinning like idiots even though they were shitting bricks deep down inside. They were all thinking the same thing, 'how the fuck isn't Hellena freaking out?'. Hellena sat there with a smile obvious to the fuckery that happened during the last 10 seconds or did she?.

Smiling a closed eye smile, "oh Zenzou don't get jealous, you fool I'm not even single remember I have a loving girlfriend" she said giggling as she put a hand on both Gold and Zenzou's shoulders. She then proceeded to knock the wind out of Zenzou and patted Gold's shoulder.

"Don't worry his an idiot, besides his only a demi god. As long as I am around I can protect you lot", she reassured the group.

"A ahaha a ahahaha haha" Zenzou laughed, "ah yes, where were we before I got carried away?" putting his hand on his chin, "oh yes, let me introduce myself, I am Zenzou, son of Zeus and a random human woman. Very nice to meet you all" he smiled making the human trio melt once again.

This man may be crazy and scary, but he has some answers to Gold, Lemmy and Madeline's cursed nature.