Bonus Chapter 5: Interview

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A/N: this idea was inspired by annalycheee :D 

ight let it begin


Me: Question 1, what are y'all's names

John: im john

John: that purple h-

Sera: *Magenta

John: okokok so that magenta hair is sera aka seraphina

John: those three peeps sitting together are pinkie, stalker, and pew pew laser boi-

Blyke: GIVE US OUR REAL NAMES

Isen: YEAH

John: FINE. SHRIMP, RAT, AND GOKU

Blyke: *smashes johns head

Blyke: Anyway I'm Blyke

Blyke: Pink haired is Remi

Blyke: Orange dude is-

Isen: MY HAIR IS HALF ORANGE HALF BLACK STUPID

Blyke: ... fine orange and black haired dude is Isen

John: I'll do the rest

John: So anyways the blond haired is asslo

John: Turquoise haired is elaine

Elaine: I'm pretty sure his name is Arlo

John: Shut up first aid kit

Elaine: Um

Elaine: Anyways his name is Arlo

Elaine: And my name is Elaine

Arlo: yes

John: WAIT WHAT

John: AUTHOR YOU MUST BELIEVE ME RIGHT????

Me: Anyways I'm going with Arlo

John: WAT NO

Me: OK question 2. What do you like doing as a hobby?

John: i don't know

Sera: getting boba i guess?

Blyke: Watching Dragon Ball Z

Isen: Him watching goku kamehameha is the only reason he's a high tier

Isen: and that's a fact

Blyke: DONT LISTEN TO HIM REEEEEEEE

Isen: shut up im a journalist and journalists are always right

Remi: ANYWAY ISEN WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY

Isen: WRITING ARTICLES AND GETTING FRONT PAGE DUH

Remi: Okay there. 

Remi: My favorite hobby is running the Safe House!

Arlo: My favorite hobby is-

John: being asslo?

Arlo: SHUT THE FRIK UP

Me: thats valid though

Arlo: *takes out spork*

Me: OHNOHNONONONONONONONONO

Me: I MEAN ITS INVALID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Arlo: *puts away spork*

Me: ok phew

Arlo: Anyway my favorite hobby is being the King.

Elaine: My favorite hobby is healing people!

Me: ok thats all valid 

Me: Question 3: What is your favorite food?

John and Sera: Ramen

Arlo: Coffee

John: That's a drink

Arlo: I don't care, the author didn't specify

Blyke and Isen: DORITOES 

Remi: Ice cream

Elaine: Hm, I don't know, maybe pasta?"

John: REEE

Me: Uhmmmmm ok lets move on

Me: Question 4: Who's your crush

John: *steals spork from Asslo

Sera: *gets out knife

Asslo: *gets new spork

Blyke: *readies mega kamehameha

Isen: *takes pen that is especially used  for stabbing

Elaine: *pulls out empty vaccination needle

Remi: AAAAA Y MUST YOU ASK ME THIS

Me: OH NO I HAVE TO RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA READERS SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER WHEN IVE HOPEFULLY HEALEDDDDDDDDD

John: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET

Sera: SAME

Asslo: YOU GET FREE ONE WAY TICKET TO FEEL A SPORK STABBING INTO YOUR SKIN

Elaine: FEEL THE NEEDLE

Blyke and Isen: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET BACK HERE *brandishes hand and pen

Remi: Uhhhhh, you're going a bit overboard, but I won't say no to yelling...


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AKSHUALLY ILL DROP A MEME BEFORE I LEAVE

AKSHUALLY ILL DROP A MEME BEFORE I LEAVE

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NOW BYE I GTG TTYL 

Everyone in the unO cast except Remi: GET BACK HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Remi: ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MIND IMMA ZAP U NOW GET BACK HERE!

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