Manky

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Manky (Parody to 'Fancy' by Iggy Azalea

Suggested by @JasmineRamirez719

First lesson, it is English,

Got an essay and I'm really gonna kill it,

gonna kill it,

Even though I didn't revise,

But I hope I get a good score and the answers are right,

Who would want a long essay like this?

Some got answers written on their wrists,

Had a drink, had some food, need a piss,

And poop, that's hard to keep in, that's what it is,

I can't hold it in so I put my hand right up,

I ask the teacher if I could go take a dump,

Teacher says yes, and I get out,

To the toilet, that's when I shout

It's so manky!

This ain't clean a bit,

Grime on the toilets,

It's gross and it smells of shit.

It's so manky!

Cleaners, they don't try,

To clear up the stink,

I might die.

A/N: Yeah too lazy to do the whole song lol.

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