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Cheeseburger

Cheeseburger (Parody to Cheerleader by OMI)

When I get really hungry,

And I don't wanna cook nothing,

I get fast food (yeah yeah),

MacDonalds is round the corner,

And the weather's warmer,

All this fast food is so tempting,

I'll put on another ton,

And they say,

"Do you want fries?

Don't need to exersize.

Do you want some chips small sized?"

And I'm like no, not really cause

Oh I think I'll order myself a cheeseburger,

Cause I am an obese Big Mac eater,

Oh I think I'll order myself a cheeseburger,

Cause I am an obese Big Mac eater.

It does not cost a lot,

Yet it is yummy and hot,

Yeah, yeah,

Cause I'm here every day,

I weigh over eighty tons,

All of the food here is tempting,

And in one bite, my Big Mac's gone,

And they say,

"You're here again?

I think you ordered just then.

Do you want some new McFlurry?"

And I'm like no, not really cause

Oh I think I'll order another cheeseburger,

Cause I am an obese Big Mac eater,

Oh I think I'll order another cheeseburger,

Cause I am an obese Big Mac eater.

I eat that in a few seconds,

Also did I mention that I have no one else with me,

I devoured my children,

I'm really a demon,

Who spawned from hell a couple years back,

Now all I ever do,

Is just eat people's flesh and Big Macs!

Oh I think that you found out I am a demon,

Don't tell anyone else or I'll eat ya,

Oh I think that found out I am a demon,

Don't tell anyone else or I'll eat ya.

A/N: Well, that came to an unexpected turn o.O

I realise how often I can't be bothered finding my Kindle charger so I might have to make a relateable parody about that xD

But hey, I'm back!

Don't forget to vote comment and eat doughnuts (no cheeseburgers xD),
Mollteaser17