I Write Songs Not Parodies

I'm Too Lazy

I'm Too Lazy (Call Me Maybe Parody)

I threw worksheets in a well,

Promise me you'll never tell,

I was alone when it fell,

But it was in my way.

I'll trade homework for a wish,

Teachers really take the piss,

I wasn't wanting all this,

And it was in my way.

I have a life, too,

Flushed my work down the loo,

Got 'Candy Crush' to do,

Why am I procrastinating?

Hey, I'm in Maths class,

And this is crazy,

I should've studied,

But I'm too lazy!

It's hard to look right at work lately,

I never study,

Cause I'm too lazy.

I had no time for it all,

I was busy making calls,

Studying makes my skin crawl,

And it was in my way,

I want to eat a large meal,

Instead of homework, that's real,

Oh, how it damn makes me feel,

Like its in my way.

I have a life, too,

Flushed my work down the loo,

Then I had a big poo,

My work's literally crappy!

Hey, I'm in Maths class,

And this is crazy,

I should've studied,

But I'm too lazy!

It's hard to look right at work lately,

I never study,

Cause I'm too lazy!

Before it came, I had a life,

I hate work so bad,

I hate work so bad,

I hate it so, so bad,

Before homework, I had a life,

I hate work so bad,

And y'all should know that!

Cause I'm too lazy!

A/N: I hate this song and will forever regret making a parody out of it :)