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McMuffin

McMuffin (Parody to Say Something by A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera).

McMuffin, one day I will eat you,

But you're to big to eat, and I knew,

Only if I had any more room,

McMuffin, one day I will eat you!

And my,

Stomach's so small,

So I could eat you now,

But you are so tall.

And I,

Will stumble and fall,

On the weight I will gain,

If I eat you all.

McMuffin, I can't eat all of you,

I couldn't if I even wanted to,

Any time I could have eaten you,

McMuffin, you make me too full to!

And I,

Can't fit you in,

Every time I try to,

My jaw starts hurting.

McMuffin, I'm giving up on you,

You're just too wide and tall for me, too,

And anywhere I could have eaten you,

Ohhh,

McMuffin, you're too filling to chew.

McMuffin, I can't eat all of you.

A/N: Incase you're confused, this parody is about McMuffins at MacDonalds. They are huge and are very filling. Still, to this day, I can't eat even half of one without being too full! And I can't fit it all in my mouth when I try to eat it. -_-'