The Capitol (Beat Again Parody)
A/N: This was originally from my Hunger Games Musical, 'Singin in the Arena', but it accidentally deleted due to glitch. So here is the last surviving part! :)
PEETA: Guys,
I never knew it would be like this
EFFIE: There's no time,
We need to to meet your stylists!
HAYMITCH: How else could I,
Go without another drink?
KATNISS: Get off the wine!
Wine, wine, wine!
ALL: Oh!
KATNISS: All of these people are quite crazy!
EFFIE: But, style wise, they are never too lazy!
Come guys, let's not be late,
Late, late, late!
ALL: Oh!
KATNISS: This place is kinda stupid
HAYMITCH: Hey, Effie, where is the wine?
PEETA: An awesome view!
EFFIE: What a place, the Capitol!
HAYMITCH: You'll get pampered for slaughter!
KATNISS: Unless we are the Victors!
PEETA: Just, shut up, please!
EFFIE: What a place, the Capitol!
ALL: The Capitol,
What a place!
PEETA: Wow.
EFFIE: Amazing, isn't it?
PEETA: That's not a lie!
HAYMITCH: In the Arena, you will die
KATNNISS: I'll stab your eye!
HAYMITCH: Calm it, Katniss, bout killing me!
PEETA: Why don't we try,
Try try try?
ALL: Oh!
EFFIE: Wait until you see your apartments!
KATNISS: Don't you see we might just die, you gits?!
PEETA: But this might be the last place we see,
See, see.
ALL: Oh!
EFFIE: Isn't it just amazing?
HAYMITCH: Yeah, cause you've now said it twice!
PEETA: You're telling me!
EFFIE: What a place, the Capitol!
KATNISS: All these people are crazy!
HAYMITCH: Though some of them are quite nice!
PEETA: You're telling me!
EFFIE: What a place the Capitol,
The Capitol,
A great place to be!
HAYMITCH: I now can't wait to see the show!
PEETA: This is such a cool place to go!
EFFIE: You like this place just like me, woah!
KATNISS: All I want is just to go home...
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RandomSong parodies (obviously). Rated 0/10 for hilarity but who cares, I just enjoy doing this!
