I Write Songs Not Parodies

Wattpad Funk

Wattpad Funk (Parody to Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars)

A/N: Here's a parody for all of YOU! Thank you for getting my book to 14k, I really appreciate it. Your comments have been amazing and you lot always inspire me to make more and more parodies. So here is my parody of appreciation!

Ahhhhhhh,
This parody is made for you,
You're awesome,
Special thanks to you, thanks to you,
You always read,
Voting,
Comments,
And eating a load of doughnuts!
Even though you all know,
I am like a child and should grow up.

Thanks a lot (much love!)
You're the reason I write parodies,
Thanks a lot (much love!)
For giving me a lot of reads,

I think all of you are legends (ooo),
I think all of you are legends (ooo),
I think all of you are legends (ooo),
Cause Wattpad funk gon' read it to ya,
Cause Wattpad funk gon' write it to ya,
Every night, I am getting follows,
I'll follow all you back!

I'll follow all you back,
I'll follow all you back,
I'll follow all you back,
I'll follow all you back,
I'll follow all you back,
Hey hey hey oh!

Stop! Wait a minute!
Let me put more randomness in it,
Cause you all like random,
You're crazy! Just like me!
Though your suggestions are usually very delayed,
I'll write them eventually,
I probably will at this stage.

Thanks a lot (much love!)
You're the reason I write parodies,
Thanks a lot (much love!)
For giving me loads of reads,
Thanks a lot (much love!),
Thank you all for putting up with me,
Thanks a lot (much love!)
Even though I always leave.

I think all of you are legends (ooo),
I think all of you are legends (ooo),
I think all of you are legends (ooo),
Cause Wattpad Funk gon' read it to ya,
Cause Wattpad Funk gon' write it to ya,
Every night, I'm getting follows,
I'll follow you all back!

I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up.

Comment, vote,
Follow me,
I will follow you back also,
But if you dare unfollow,
I will unfollow you back, then,
Comment, vote,
Follow me,
I'm not attention seeking,

I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!
I'll follow you all back!

Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up,
Wattpad Funk you up, Wattpad Funk you up!