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I Just Can't Wait To Be King Parody

I Just Can't Wait To Be King Parody.

A/N: This is Hans from Frozen singing it. If you haven't watched Frozen, this will reveal SPOILERS! It also has a paragraph of my own 'Hakuna Mitata' Parody, because I didn't want two songs that are about Hans and Frozen and both being Parodies from songs from 'The Lion King'.

HANS: (spoken) Oh, Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you.

I'm gonna be Arendalle' s king,

So enemies beware!

ANNA: Well I've never seen a villain king,

We know you won't get there!

HANS: I'm gonna give girls trust issues, some younger than four!

I'm brushing up, Goin' get Elsa, and I will bring my sword!

ANNA: No one believes your lies, you horrid thing!

HANS: OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!

No one say "do this",

No one say "be there",

No one say "FUCK YOU"

No one say "see here"!

Free to kill people all day,

People do it all my way!

ANNA: Says the guy who's brothers said he was invisible!

HANS: At least I am not the one who is so damn gullible!

ANNA: If this is where monarchy is headed, count me out!

This is Disney, so Krisoff will be here in a shout!

THIS BITCH IS GETTING WILDLY OUT OF WING!

HANS: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Everybody look left,

Everybody look right,

Everybody look, I'm, bathed in riches alright!

ANNA: Not yet!

HANS: Let everyone be broke and cannot sing!

Let's hear it when you never get a ring!

King Hans is gonna strike like damn lightning!

Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Oh I just can't wait to be king!

ANNA: (spoken) you won't get away with this, asshole!

HANS: (spoken) Oh I already have.

(HAKUNA MITATA PARODY)

(singing down the corridor) I'm gonna kill Elsa, what a wonderful phrase!

So gonna kill Elsa, ain't no passing phrase!

It means I will rule, for the rest of my days!

It is probably, my philosophy,

I'm gonna kill Elsa!