I Write Songs Not Parodies

Hash Tag

Hash Tag (Parody to Price Tag)

Suggested by CLIreland5865

Yeah, on Instagram, Facebook, and Bebo,

You ready?

Seems like everyone's on social sites,

Do they ever get to sleep at night?

With arguments here and some news, I reckon,

That all of that stuff is lies!

Why is everyone not serious?

'Like if you see' ain't mysterious

Pics with shades on your eyes,

Cause you are in disguise,

Underage, they use it to hide.

Everybody go on Snapchat,

Everybody go onto Skype,

There's a new craze there,

We're taking selfies tonight.

You don't need to be funny funny funny,

For more friends, that is funny funny funny,

Forget about making sense,

And use a good hash tag!

It's not about the, uh, 'click like, click like',

Not about the, yeah, 'Let's fight, let's fight',

You wanna have a right nag?

Then why not use a hash tag!?

We need to take it back in time,

When laptops weren't invented, right? 

Well, there's no electric,

Everyone was sick,

So let's see how you'd all survive.

Why is everyone so obsessed?

Likes don't give us happiness!

Pointless Statues,

Get more likes than this,

But you don't all have to click 'like'!

Everybody go on Snapchat,

Everybody go onto Skype,

There's a new craze there,

We're taking selfies tonight.

We all need to be loving, loving, loving,

Not be so damn annoying, 'noying, 'noying,

You need to know all the facts,

BGT made the Hash Tag!

It's not about the, um, 'share this, share this!',

Not about the, yeah, 'don't take the piss!",

You Wanna have a right nag?

Then use a clever hash tag!

Ahhh,

Ahhh,

Ahhh,

Ahhh,

Ahhh,

Ahhh,

Ahhh.

A/N: Sorry it didn't have the rap on it, I'm not too good at remembering the tune to rap. Probably because rap music is barely rhythmic anyway :P

More coming sooooooooooon!