I Write Songs Not Parodies

Please Do Not Report Me

Please Do Not Report Me (Parody to Dance With Me by Walk The Moon)

A/N: It has come to my attention that people are threatening to report this book because....I made fun of Miley Cyrus. Therefore, I've deleted my 'Wrecking Ball' parody and I have decided to give you this parody instead. Please enjoy(!)

Oh just because I took

the rip about Miley,

You get so defensive,

But guys please do not report me!

Reports over a parody?

I said "ooh, please do not report me"!

I have my own thoughts and mind,

One opinion made you all want to fight,

I don't think that's fair,

Fans can get uptight,

And I don't mean any disrespect,

On any fans anywhere.

You don't have to

Report an entire book

Because of one parody.

I hate Miley Cyrus,

And I am so sorry,

It won't happen again,

So guys please do not report me!

Reported all my parodies?

I said "ooh, please do not report me"!

I'm not a troll, I thought you'd agree,

Obvious you didn't though, I'm sorry,

I didn't know that some words could hurt Miley,

And she never read this book anyway,

Read this book anyway,

You don't have to

Report an entire book

Because of one parody.

Even though I'm annoyed,

I'll try not to be mean,

All I can think of is

You guys, please do not report me!

And you now probably hate me,

But please ooh, please do not report me!

Let's all be nice no matter what our int'rests,

People are entitled to opinions!

You don't have to

Report an entire book

Because of one parody!

I know you guys are fans,

But at least show mercy,

I've thirty parts written,

So just please do not report me!

Reports over a parody?

I said "ooh, please do not report"!

Don't you dare click that,

Or I will be angry,

I hope you're forgiving,

And fans, please do not report me!

I'm writing an apology,

I'm like, "ooh please do not report me"!

Ooh, please do not report me!

Ooh, please do not report me!