I'm Gonna Kill Elsa (Parody to Hakuna Mitata)
A/N: I know I said I wasn't gonna do this, but with it getting huge popularity that I write the whole song, you guys leave me no choice. :)
HANS: (spoken) I'm gonna kill Elsa,
What a wonderful phrase!
I'm gonna kill Elsa,
Ain't no passing phrase...
It means I will rule,
For the rest of my days.
It is probably,
My philosophy,
I'm gonna kill Elsa!
When I used to have a dog,
When I used to have a DOOOOOOG!
I found he had just a certain appeal,
And he sat right beside me every meal.
Was a sensitive soul, though I seemed quite mean,
When the dog died I had no friends who would scheme,
And, oh, the hate!
I lost my bestest mate!
But then I said...
I'm gonna kill Elsa,
What a wonderful phrase,
I'm gonna kill Elsa,
Ain't no passing phrase!
It means I will rule,
For the rest of my days.
It is probably,
My philosophy,
I'm gonna kill Elsa!
I'm gonna kill Elsa (x8)
It means I will rule,
For the rest of my days.
It is probably,
My philosophy,
I'm gonna kill Elsa!

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I Write Songs Not Parodies
RandomSong parodies (obviously). Rated 0/10 for hilarity but who cares, I just enjoy doing this!