I'm Gonna Kill Elsa

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I'm Gonna Kill Elsa (Parody to Hakuna Mitata)

A/N: I know I said I wasn't gonna do this, but with it getting huge popularity that I write the whole song, you guys leave me no choice. :)

HANS: (spoken) I'm gonna kill Elsa,

What a wonderful phrase!

I'm gonna kill Elsa,

Ain't no passing phrase...

It means I will rule,

For the rest of my days.

It is probably,

My philosophy,

I'm gonna kill Elsa!

When I used to have a dog,

When I used to have a DOOOOOOG!

I found he had just a certain appeal,

And he sat right beside me every meal.

Was a sensitive soul, though I seemed quite mean,

When the dog died I had no friends who would scheme,

And, oh, the hate!

I lost my bestest mate!

But then I said...

I'm gonna kill Elsa,

What a wonderful phrase,

I'm gonna kill Elsa,

Ain't no passing phrase!

It means I will rule,

For the rest of my days.

It is probably,

My philosophy,

I'm gonna kill Elsa!

I'm gonna kill Elsa (x8)

It means I will rule,

For the rest of my days.

It is probably,

My philosophy,

I'm gonna kill Elsa!

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