the icon, convicted murderer, and werewolf
pookie: i just want to become
a stripper ughh
pookie: you would like that,
right moony?
you: hola niniosssss
pookie: AHHHH
pookie: WRONG CHAT WRONG
CHAT WRONG CHAT
remus: you absolute idiot.
remus: and yes i would like that
you: BLEH 🤮
pookie: shut up single ass
you: bitch- i wouldn't be single if
you wouldn't keep scaring all the
boys away 🙄
remus: boys? what boys? boys
are disgusting, right sirius?
pookie: very much so.
you: hm well too bad, i am going
to get a boyfriend this year no
matter what.
pookie: i will kill them
you: do you want me to tell the
ministry where you're hiding 🥺
pookie: bestie let's chill
remus: no boys whatsoever
you: so, girls? i am actually in a
relationship with this girl named
cho chang and this boy named
cedric diggory.
you: they don't know it yet though.
remus: how are you in a
relationship with people
who don't even know that
they're in it???
you: funny. heard you say
the same thing while sirius
was in azkaban.
pookie: you have no chill
today.
you: yes because i am STRESSED
remus: why are you stressed.
you: my boyfriend and girlfriend
are fighting a giant dragon tmrw
pookie: cho is in the triwizard
tournament???
you: oh i meant fleur.
remus: HOW MANY RELATIONSHIPS
ARE YOU IN, CHILL OUT WITH IT.
you: i am in 4 relationships.
pookie: name the four people. for
research purposes obviously.
you: cho, cedric, fleur, and
hermione
pookie: when tf did hermione come
into your relationships?!
you: since forever 🙄 keep up with
the program.
remus: do these people know that
you are in a relationship or are
you just saying that you are in a
relationship with all of them.
you: how dare you accuse me of
that behavior! i would never! that
is fan behavior!
pookie:
YOU ARE READING
𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋²- h.potter
Fanfiction❝ fleur delacour is a goddess ❞ in which lila lupin-black tries not to die while being "friends" with harry potter. 4th year- goblet of fire ©estorine
