𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋²- h.potter

twenty one ❝the article❞

year 4 gangstas

you: please but that article
would actually be a dream

dean: LILA- but no it
actually would bye

mione: what article???

billius: wait is it that one
about rita skeeter saying
how she has been hooking
up with hermione, fred,
george, harry, and fleur?

you: yup, she also said
that i have been hooking
up with you too ron

parvati: man wtf is this

nev: say "i" if you want
to blow up mrs skeeters
house.

nev: wait- is she a mrs or
ms. is she even married?
i wouldn't be suprised if
she wasn't.

harry: I I I I I I I I I I

seamus: this man is rlly
talking in roman numerals

padma: neville came for
rita's NECK.

padma: but yeah anyways
lila you should feel proud
that you basically pulled
the whole school

mione: report this to mr
dumbledore

you: did- did you just say
MR dumbledore?

you: he doesn't deserve
that respect...

nev: is dumbledore even
married?

nev: wait he's gay

dean:

harry: you're dating seamus...

dean: hear me out on
this one, please.

billius: i'm listening

mione:

parvati: ayo?

billius: dean. go on.

dean: so basically...

dean is offline

seamus is offline

you: ugh dw they are just
playing wand wars 😩

you: oh my god. i just
realized something.

nev: what's wrong?

you: doesn't mrs weasley
read the witches weakly?

billius: i think. why?

billius: oh i think i know

you: you don't know

billius: you're right

mione: I KNOW. lila is
worried that molly will
call her out and ... you
know what shame her

mione: am i right or am
i right.

harry: no need to worry
lila your aladdin is right
here

padma: i can't. i'm trying
so hard not to throw my
phone out this window
but harry trying to flirt
is the worst thing i could
ever witness.

nev: and he's so bad at it
as well 😭

you: guys ... sirius just
texted the group chat

mione: oh no

billius: what if they show up
to school with guns or smth

harry: they probably would
ngl

parvati: and they walk in
with some dramatic ass
music

nev: and they go to azkaban
for killing rita & accidentally
killing other teachers while
at it.

you: wouldn't be sirius first
time going to azkaban

you: anyways i'm going to
answer them bye

you are offline

—

the icon, convicted murderer, and werewolf

pookie: LOL YOU RLLY
PULLED THE WHOLE
SCHOOL

pookie: rita says that
like it's a bad thing that,
you pulled fred, george,
hermione, ron, harry, &
fleur.

pookie: proud of you

remus: why is ms skeeter
such a bitchhhh

you: honestly peoples fan
behaviors are showing lol,
i have like 60 unopened
mails

remus: NO DONT, DONT
OPEN THOSE

pookie: why??? she is now
basically a celeb. i say open.
who is with me.

you: ME

remus: NO NO NO NO. its
hate mail. people are going
to drug it

you: how do you know?

remus: just please listen

pookie: oh he's begging 😏

you: fine i won't ig

pookie: wait doesn't pita
bread kind of look like
luscios

you: his name is lucius

remus: wait are you two
hooking up? why did you
get so defensive over that

pookie: are you banging
your uncle?

you: i'm done with this
family. you all are so
daft

you are offline

pookie: we should investigate

remus: no

remus is offline

pookie: i just wanna be...
appreciated.

pookie is offline