twenty two ❝lol❞

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bitches be hatin

you: does a half-blood
and a half-blood make
a pureblood???

billius: no

bilius: wait

mione: no, a half blood
and a half blood make a
half blood.

billius: no.

mione: yes

you: why?

mione: because the wizarding
world is weird and loves incest

billius: but since hermione
is a muggle-born and i am
a pureblood that won't be
incest lol 😏

mione: i pretend i do not see

you: why isn't harry talking
in the group chat, he usually
has something dumb to say

mione: are ... are you missing
harry potter??? is lila lupin-
black missing THE harry potter

you: ew no need to put "the"
in front of him, he is on his
way to humbling

billius: wait i agree with lila,
where the actual hell is harry?

mione: probably with dumbledore.

you: 😐 lol

billius:

you: wait

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you: wait. i thought
you had an android???

billius: upgrades ppl,
upgrades.

billius: i can finally brag
to people that i have the
iphone 12 pro.

you: WHAT

mione: WHAT

billius: yup ‼️😏😜⛓🤣😃

billius: imessage games⁉️💔

billius: who wanna ft😜😤😩

you: stop. please.

mione: i want to ft !!!

billius: oh okay. um idk how
to call anyone so can you just
call me haha

mione: haha sure

mione is offline

you: o

billius: LETS GOOO

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