𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋²- h.potter

twenty three ❝howler❞

fourth year bhaddies

seamus: LNSKSJSJSB

dean: SENDISHAJ

you: i don't have among us
downloaded. but i can after
i reset my new iphone 12 pro
MAX ‼️

you: how you're doing weasley

billius: i literally hate you sm

parvati: HARRY JUST GOT A
HOWLER AND I CANNNOT
BREAYHEEEE

nev: no offense but who
would he get a howler
from??? lol

nev: actually nevermind
take all the offense

padma: IT WAS SIRIUSSS

mione: what?????!??!!//!/

dean: send him a howler back
and tell him to hit me up. my
instagram is @ hotgirldean

you: wait wait wait stop
the mother fucking music.

you: why did sirius send
harry a howler???

seamus: i mean it was kind of
both sirius and remus. they
we're screaming @ harry cuz
he took you to the yule ball 😬

billius: i would PAY to see that

mione: too bad you wasted all
you're money on that's stupid
iphone of yours 🙄

billius: if you're just jealous
then say it

billius: give me a beat

you: *turns on luxury by
azeal*ia b*nks*

dean: WHY IS LILA NOT
DOING ANYTHING ABT
THIS OSNSJSHSJA

parvati: it's probably a
normal thing for her

you: yes uwu ☺️

nev: what the fuck?

nev: too freedom❗️

nev is offline

you: IT WAS A JOKEEE
NEV COME BACKKKK

harry is online

harry: YOU SAW THAT, YOU
SAW THE HOWLER RIGHT?

parvati: lol what howler???

harry: I DIDN'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND A WORD
SIRIUS OR REMUS WERE
SAYING

harry: THEY WERE GROWLING

harry: OUT OF NOWHERE AS
WELL, IT WAS SILENT AND THEN
ALL OF S SUDDEN THEY BOTH
STARTED GROWLING

you: who are you talking abt?

mione: what?

you: i literally have no idea
who you guys are talking
about.

you: siricas? rempus? who
are those people lol.

dean: she's gone mad

billius: it's that iphone of
hers. she's gonna crazy
ever since sirius bought it.

billius: you really should
return it. it's for your own
good lila. i'm helping you.

padma: has your life gone
so low that you're blaming
this on a fucking iphone ?

billius: partially .

harry: AND THE HOWLER
EVEN BROKE MY GLASSES

mione: let's all chill out and

seamus: and what?

mione: STOP PRESSURING
ME, OH MY GOD, YOU PUT
SO MUCH PRESSURE UGH

mione is offline

billius: what happened to
that lady 😳

parvati: hormones probably.
that's why everyday she yells
into her pillow.

harry: that's not normal???

you: #quirky 🤪 #girlboss 😍
#imalittlebooboobear😚😚

billius: YOU are not normal.
how about you go to sleep and
give me your phone so you won't
get distracted.

you: okay, where are you???

harry: AND THEN THE HOWLER
LITERALLY ATE MY FOOD

dean: this man still stuck
on episode one.

billius: yeah i'm waiting in the
common room. come quick

you: uh no

you are offline

billius: we joke around
like that 😍

seamus: you're stupid to
think she's actually going
to give you her phone.

harry: THE HOWLER MADE
FUN OF MY HAIR AS WELL

parvati: we really don't care

authors note !

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