Dazai Oneshots ✔️

(ADA Dazai)

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I was currently on the third floor but could already hear the loud commotion from my goofy husband. Poor Kunikida was gonna pop a blood vessel or have a heart attack. When I reached the fourth floor of the agency I went to open the door but, instead was met with a very scared Atsushi frantically opening the door.

"Help Me! Dazai-san is going crazy!"

"Not this again.." I breathed a sigh of annoyance

Before I could even take another step my husband came zooming to get me. I was tacked to the floor by a blur of my husband into a hug. Her hand gripped tighter on the little Furoshiki cloth covering the bento box inside.

"OSAMU BE CAREFUL"

"Ohh Belladonna! You're breaking my heart,~ I've been suffering all morning! So what type of bento box did you bring me this time?"

"I made Aisai Bento this time for you, I hope you like it"

Osamu giddy smiled before stealing the bento box out of my hand and dragging me into the office straight to the couch and the coffee table where he lounged most of the time with his famous double suicide song. Leaving Atsushi alone in the hallway relieved that the Dazai had finally calmed down from whatever he was on. He sat down on the couch before patting it to signal for you to sit down right next to him. 

Dazai opened his bento box looking at his rice portion only to see meat arranged into a heart, He turned red with a grin on his face before turning to you. He hugged you and nuzzled into your hair.

"I love you too.."

He picked up some rice and tamagoyaki.

"Say ahh"

I signed before opening my mouth so my husband can feed me. I tasted the rice, meat, and tamagoyaki, I was glad that it all went well together. I enjoyed what Dazai had just fed me so I gestured for him to take some from the bento box and try it for himself.

"Oh how I love your cooking so much!~ you have blown me into the afterlife with this cooking~"

I giggled at Dazai's dramatic antics. 

Works days were a little less demanding on Osamu now that his wife frequently visited the office to keep him in check every day. he finished the bento box in a few minutes, not leaving a single rice grain left. He warped the empty bento box up in the Furoshiki cloth and Handed it to his wife. Dazai stood up along with you to lead you outside of the building. Now at the entrance of the building, Dazai kissed his wife goodbye.

"I'll see you when I get home honey, I love you"

"Behave in the office Osamu, I love you too"

With those final words, they both went their own way, one going home and the other going back up to the fourth floor to mope about seeing his wife go.

It was now near dusk Dazai had returned home. He and his wife were lounging on their bed together, Y/n brushing Dazai's hair out of his face and behind his ear. Ever since they were married Dazai quit his suicide attempt surprisingly, they were a chaotic yet perfect match. Dazai had a reason to live yet he was greedy to think of a second reason to live.

"Y/n what are your thoughts on babies?"

She already knew what her husband was hinting at with the way he asked that question with sparkles in his eyes full of hope.

"I would love some in the future with you.."

"Well then, we can always start right now.."

Dazai smirked, Y/n turning red already knowing what she got herself into.

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