Dazai Oneshots ✔️

Dating headcanons (PM, ADA Dazai)

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PM Dazai

You're probably gonna wake up to a blood-coved Dazai next to you; He's always working and, it isn't much of a surprise anymore when he comes home blood-coved. 

Dazai probably will be away on long trips so your gonna be alone most of the time but, don't worry when he does come home he surely will give you a present well many presents.

 Dazai usually brings oda home so you cook for both of them very often. 

When Dazai does take a small break from work, he will be attached to you. He will just follow you and cuddle you where ever you go. You're cooking? Well, he's cling to your back. You gotta go to the bathroom? He's right outside the door when you get out. 

Dazai does feel bad for leaving you alone so much so he tries his best to spend most of his time making up for that. 

Dazai usually has Oda or Ango go check up on you when he's away. 

Dazai has a habit of "accidentally" calling you in the middle of the night just to tell you he loves you and hangs up before you can answer.

You can't convince me but Dazai hasn't sent you stupid photos of Chuuya just to trash him to you. It could be midnight and he will just send you a picture of Chuuya drooling and call him Ugly hat goblin.

He likes having tea time with you or just laying in bed with you. 

He really likes skin-to-skin contact so you two will always have to be touching in some sort of way whether it be holding hands or just touching shoulders.

Dazai might leave a lot but, he still wants you to know he loves you no matter the distance or how little time you spend together. 

🌸 ADA Dazai

He likes to sneak home just to get out of work so many times, you're just confused about how he can get past Kunikida. 

He also has a habit of randomly turning to you and, say in the most serious tone about something stupid,

"Y/n, I really hate hats."

"Honey, would you still marry me if I was a crab?"

"Belladonna, I like my snails."

It's a pain to get this man out of bed in the morning. He's a light sleeper but, he just likes to pretend that he's still sleeping just too annoying you or try to make you feel bad for waking him up. 

I don't know why but, I just feel like Dazai has a few pet snails and, some sort of really cool terrarium. 

He likes to bathe or shower with you. He will drag you to shower or bathe with him.

You two definitely have a spa day at home. You guys both agreed to take some relaxing time together at least one day per week and, what's better than that to do some skincare, bathe with bath bombs, and massages. He likes to turn his phone to silent when it's one of those days. 

He does have nightmares from time to time so he will sometimes hug you really tight by accident and apologize profusely for waking you up but, you usually just respond with a kiss on the lips and little spoon him. It's much easier for him to sleep that way, knowing that you're holding him. 

He sometimes brings home flowers and random cute things saying they reminded him of you. 

On Dazai's days off he makes you style his hair however you want, buns, ponytail, pigtails, etc.

He isn't much of a cook but, he likes to help out from time to time. he has improved a lot with your help; He just likes doing anything by your side or just helping you. he just wants you to know he loves you so much.

✨I hope you enjoy this as am working on many other one-shots in the meantime!✨