Dazai Oneshots ✔️

Dazai meeting your ex (headcanon)

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(During the encounter)

He honestly is hard to read so you wouldn't know if he is jealous.

He keeps a stone-cold face.

He will be passive-aggressive to your ex though.

If you were to wander off and it was just him and your ex, he will glare and then while mocking them.

If your ex ever got physical or verbal for example, yelling, grabbing, scratching he would not hesitate to punch your ex in the guts the same way he did back in the port mafia. He a strong boi

(After the encounter)

He will astonishingly get more clingy and trick you into saying you love him the most. 

He will get slightly possessive, he will make you wear his clothes for example his work shirt or his t-shirt and cuddles.

The thing about Dazai is that you don't even know what he's truly up to, And that to him is such an advantage. If he ever found out your ex did anything that was enough to piss him off enough; he would no doubt treat your ex like how he treated victims back in the port mafia. 

 He would most definitely have an ego boost.

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and Dazai were holding hands as you two were looking at clothes for you. You spotted a cute vintage black coat(or whatever clothing piece you're interested in) you picked it out and held on to it, you and Dazai went to the checkout and were already paying for the coat. As soon as you stepped outside the store you saw your ex, you quickly grabbed onto Dazai's coat sleeve tugging him down to your height. You whisper to Dazai that your ex was near and it was the guy in (clothing of choice). Dazai stood back up tall and just smirked at You And speak, of the devil. Your ex turned his head over to the both of you before walking towards both of you. He came over before looking up and down your current boyfriend in disgust, he turned his head over to you.

"You dumped me for him?"

You looked at him in the eyes before smirking.

"I did. I have zero regrets too."

Your ex scoffed while Dazai just stared stone-cold at him, his expression was blank but his eyes were hallowed and calculating. Dazai put his arm around your waist pulling you closer to him. Your ex just rolled his eyes.

"I didnt need you anyways. You were always such a bitch in our relationship."

Dazai sent him a glare before turning to you and smiling.

"Let's go, love it isn't hygienic to stay around toxic trash~"

You laughed at Dazai's little joke before going off to your car since you couldn't trust Dazai to drive.

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The mommet you went into your shared bedroom to change into some else Dazai came up behind you, turned you around before taking his work shirt off and putting it on you; You stared at him unimpressed before he gave you a closed eye smile.

"Come on it's not that bad~ do it for me!"

You sighed before changing your pants into some shorts and walking over to the couch. Dazai came out from your shared bedroom with a white t-shirt and some shorts before laying down next to you. He laid his head on your chest before cuddling into you as you little spooned him. You smiled down at him.

"Honeyyyyy~ how much do you love meee?"

He gave you puppy eyes. You already knew what he wanted so you signed.

"I love you the most.."

He giggled before cuddling back into your chest.

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✨Sorry if that sucked lmao✨