Dazai Oneshots ✔️

Love eyes (ADA Dazai)

Dazai likes to stare, I mean who could blame him? You were so pretty, a spitting image of the setting sun. He watched as you typed away on your laptop, his dark brown eyes following you like a cat. He felt like a love-sick boy, butterflies erupting in his stomach each time he lost himself when looking at you. His starring season was rudely interrupted by a sage green ideal book hitting his head.

"Stop looking at {Name} so intently your gonna give the poor girl goosebumps!" Kunikida scold him.

"Waa~kunikida could you blame me~? She's so pretty, I dare she say she's the reincarnation of venus~!" he childishly exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah but, you're at work at least get some paperwork done so we could be on schedule! I need those papers due by Sunday."

Kunikida huffed before returning to his seat and typing away at his own computer.

"Okay, mom~," Dazai yawned out.

"Mom?!" Kunikia exclaimed back.

Dazai snickered before opening his work laptop and sending you an email.

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So pretty~! You nearly killed me with your looks (I prefer your hands choking my life out) (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ ٩(♡ε♡)۶

xoxo,

Your Super Secret Admire

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You chuckled opening the strange love email. You looked up at Dazai who was making a heart with his hands. You were just an ordinary worker that was recruited with the ADA purely for the fact that they need a bit of an extra helping hand and a sort of caretaker for the agency and you happen to be the perfect candidate for this job. At times like these, Dazai's stares made you feel nervous and flustered from how intensely he looked at you. He looked like he could eat you up at any moment.

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I wonder who you could be, hopefully, it's Chuuya <3

Love,

{Name}

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Dazai let out an offended gasp, his eye-opening wide.

"He doesn't deserve you!!" He said jumping out of his seat in an outburst.

You smirked.

"Oh, my are you my oh so, Secret admire~?"

You raised an eyebrow smirking at him.

"Of course, my dear who else could swoon you so greatly." He smugly exclaimed putting his hand on his chest.

You shook your head at your colleague's smug claim, narrowing your eyes at him before teasing him further.

"Oh my, I would have thought Chuuya-san had those skills," you forced a loud exaggerated sigh.

"What?! That slug is good at nothing but looking stupid and clown-like–" Dazai continued ranting about Chuuya, saying many things that made you snicker.

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Dazai at the moment was rating out his old partner to his beloved crush.

"Did you know he sleeps with very childish pajamas and not to mention obnoxious dog slippers!"

"Believe it or not, as much as he seems like an alcoholic he can barely hold his alcohol."