Dazai Oneshots ✔️

Dork (ADA Dazai)

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Dazai was at his desk playing around on his phone. It was currently 3:25 in the afternoon. Dazai groaned looking at the clock. Dazai stood up, putting his hands in his pockets and strolling right out of the office without anyone knowing beside, Ranpo of course; Kunikida felt a cold chill run up his spine, thinking it was Dazai he turned to the waste of bandages desk. Only to see no one. There was one thing on his mind right now, Murder Dazai for ruining his perfect schedule. Kunikida was boiling with anger, his screams and scolds were even heard from outside. Dazai walked happily home until he heard Kunikida screaming, Not wanting to get caught and be brought back to work he speed-walked home. Y/n was in the kitchen cooking up some chicken recipes she found online until; She felt someone hug her from behind, Y/n swiftly turning around smacking the person in the head with the spoon She was using to cook; Dazai winced, before pouting.

"You're so mean to me...I didn't even do anything...this is such a crime! To do this to your dear husband!"

He faked sobbed before letting go and dramatically standing there with a hand over his heart. You sighed before leaning forward to hug him.

"Is this all I get?"

"Lower down~"

Laughing, Dazai leaned down a bit so his wife could lean up and give him a light peck on the lips. Dazai leaned back up and smiled.

"You're now forgiven~take it as a blessing, honey!"

Y/n chuckled. Smiling up at him.

"You're such a dork..wait...Aren't, you supposed to be at work?"

"And, aren't you cooking something?~"

Y/n turned around to only find out the chicken recipe that she was trying to make, now burnt to a crisp. She gasped before turning off the stove, turning around to point a finger at Dazai.

"Dazai! You're supposed to be at work! I'll call Kunikida here to drag you back I swear."

"Honey! How could you be so cruel after I came all this way to bring you on a date!~...boo hoo poor me.."

He gave her a cheeky smiling knowing she couldn't resist his charms. Y/n scoffed before mumbling something.

"What was that hmm?"

"Fine, I won't call Kunikida.."

He smirked.

"I know, love."

Y/n moved her attention back to the chicken that was sitting in the pan that she has just burnt, She was gonna have to clean it before she could go with Dazai. Sighing before she could reach for it her husband's hand held her hand back; he leaned down and whispered.

"Can't you forget that? I promise I'll help you clean it later."

Y/n  blushed, Before rolling her eyes and nodding. She signed before going into their shared bedroom and getting dressed up, she put on light makeup before going out. Dazai was waiting for her in the kitchen already cleaning some of the dishes just like he promised. Y/n softly smiled at him before patting his shoulder; he turned around, staring at her before smiling. He dried his hands off from washing the dishes and grabbed her hand. Dragging her out of the house and on the sidewalk.

"Let's go!~"

Y/n chuckled at her husband's childish antics. Minutes had passed and they were in a mall looking around and of course, spending Kunikidas money. Dazai always somehow finds a way to swipe that card off Kunikida. They reached a small cat cafe Y/n couldn't resist coming into the cafe and spending time with the cute furry animals in there. Y/n tugged on Dazais sleeves before pouting.

"Dazai let's go in there! There cats!"

"Let's go then! Oh look how cute they are!~"

Y/n and Dazai giddy ran inside as Dazai used Kunikidas card to get a table and some strawberry drinks. Y/n was having the time of her life, a little black cat came and sat in her lap. She signed in happiness, Dazai came to sit down beside her. A calico cat jumped on the table purring at Dazai, Dazai smirked knowing that was the same cat he saw when he was back in the Port Mafia. He picked the cat up he cradled it. Reminiscing the good times he had with his friends in the bar he went to. Y/n looked at him lovingly; she was glad that she could spend time with him without having to save him from all of his suicidal tendencies. She leaned her head on his shoulder.

"Your such a loveable dork.."

Dazai giggled at her, It was a good afternoon. Peaceful and full of sincere love.

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✨Sorry if this was short am having writer's block lol - Author✨