Dazai Oneshots ✔️

Pregnancy headcanon (ADA Dazai)

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After all of those nights ahem stuffing you, he had gotten what he wanted; a little family with you.

He would be doing a little victory dance. He had already planned everything out after all Dazai was always 5 steps ahead of everyone. He prepared a pregnancy leave at your workplace, wanting you to the utmost comfort. He had bought some comfortable clothes, a Pregnancy Pillow for later during the pregnancy, and of course to make it easier for you to sleep, and anything you asked for this includes strange craving at the most unholy times and, yes his willingness to use his OWN money for this. He also got you a little journal to write down what you felt during the day since he knew pregnancy hormones could get difficult and, the farthest thing he wanted to do was to upset you. Your comfort and wellbeing are his top priority along with making sure you ate healthily. Very hypocritical of him so even though you are pregnant, please look out for him a bit. He has the same stress of being a parent and needs comfort when in doubt.

He was a nervous wreck when the thing finally dawned on him. He was having a baby. So many questions ran through his head.

"Was he going to be a good father?"

"Will they like me?"

"Will you survive the birthing process?"

During these times he just needs you to come up to him and comfort him. He won't outright go ask but would hope you get the signal when he lays down next to you and cuddles into your side.

During your pregnancy, he would often read so many parenting books. It's so cute of him. The effort he puts in for you and your baby is just the sweetest thing ever. He makes you do a monthly check with Yosano. On the side, they both agreed that she'll be there for the birth just to make sure the whole thing went smoothly and be on the lookout if anything suspicious happens.

A little secret of his is when you two are cuddling he likes to rub his hands over your belly and see if he can feel any kicks.

Literally tells everyone at the agency that he's a dad. Please stop him from telling dad jokes in every sentence he says. He's gonna talk Kunikidas ear off about being a father.

Serious note though he feels so complete knowing that he'll finally spend the rest of his life with you. Getting to wake up next to you and seeing his kid. He felt human for the first time.

Whenever you're are unable to sleep he stays up with you having deep loving conversations with you. Or when you're throwing up he will do the right thing and hold your hair back while rubbing your back comfortingly

When your water broke you swear Dazai turned into a different person. He was so deadly serious; his normally soft brown eyes were now dark and calculating as he drove to the hospital; and yes Dazai cant drive so, be ready for Dazai to go over the speed limit, run red lights, and almost crash the car. But he honestly doesn't care if the police are after him. the only thing on his mind is driving you instantly to the hospital, nothing is stopping him. When you got there he rushed you in while he went to deal with the police.

Can't escape the law now Osama. not with that bad driving.

When he's done with that, just know Kunikida will be surprised the next morning when he sees a bunch of speeding tickets paid using his card.

f it's a boy he will name them Oda to honor his friend. There is no question about this; this is something very personal for Dazai and he hopes you can respect his decision and understand from his point of view. He honestly hopes that Odasuke is proud of him. If it is a girl he really wants to name her Mitsuko and is willing to take suggestions.

During the operation. Dazai is definitely in the room, he is practically burning the doctors alive with his glare. Some stand-by nurse had to politely ask him to go out, don't worry though Yosano took over for him. While Dazai is outside his pacing back and forth you could practically see an outline of where he was going back and forth. But can you really blame him? There is so much stress on him from if he was gonna lose you during birth or losing his child, only time could tell. Of course, everything went pretty well we have doctor Yosano. She knows what she's doing plus; an extra helping hand for the doctors? Even better.

Omg, when he first held them he was speechless. They were so small and the best part of it was they were his children with you. God he honestly felt like he didnt deserves any of this. His hands were tainted with dozes of innocent lives yet here he was; Holding his child. He would hold put his arm around you while you're holding the baby and scoot in close. He would whisper loving things to you, telling you how perfect this all was and how he was so thankful for you.

All I have to say is Dazai is such a sweet and caring father and baby daddy. He genuinely cares for you and the baby so much. He has his insecurities but with you and his baby; he feels like he could work them out.

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✨I hope you enjoy this! I really enjoyed writing this lol. Requests are open, but there will be slow updates because I'm pretty busy at the moment but I will try my very best to update and do requests! I know, I know. I've said sorry many times for not posting but I'm trying very hard to come up with a oneshot at the moment so all I ask of my wonderful readers is to be patient. -Author✨