hi hi, sorry for not postinf for an ungodly amount of time, im a lazy little shit i sorry ;(
anyway i got P5Strikers recently so while i play through that i might update this book a few times
Planning to add the 2(?) new chars, Sophia and Zenkichi I think? Not sure tho, also no spoilers please, thank uuu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ThotSlayer420: hey are we just gonna ignore the sexual tension between yusuke and this shadow
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FastAsEffBoi: BRO when did you tAke that? Pancakes: I don't think our phone's camera works in the Metaverse. Also what? Isn't the Metaverse supposed to be destroyed? ThotSlayer420: uh road trip. Pancakes: Is that supposed to help me understand? Lobster: I would also like to know when and how this photo was taken Hacker_Gorl: we used a normal camera >:) SpilledTheTea: That >:) was rather scary! SnaccBoi: Hi guys! Sumire's phone fell out of her pocket and she lost it, so we're sharing for a while until we can find it, just so she can check you guys' messages :) FistsOfJustice: Dr. Maruki, is that you? SnaccBoi: Hello there, FistsOfJustice! I don't know who you are, but I'm assuming you're one of Ren's friends? FistsOfJustice: Yes, this is Makoto Niijima! SnaccBoi: Oh hello Niijima-san! Hacker_Gorl: this is nice and all but i have a 700 word essay on how Yusuke would totally screw that shadow SnaccBoi: Should I... go Pancakes: Is his sleeve torn as well? How kinky. ThotSlayer420: lmao shutter fuck up you left bite marks the last time we screwed
Several people are typing...
FastAsEffBoi: WHATTWHSHDHJSND SnaccBoi: WHAT? FistsOfJustice: WHAT Hacker_Gorl: EHWAT SpilledTheTea: w Lobster: Excuse me??? ImHot: THIS IS WHAT I WAKE UP TO??? Pancakes: Loar Pancakes: we did not scew Pancakes: scrnq Pancakes: svenw Pancake: scrwe Pancakes: fuck Pancakes: we did not fuck Pancakes: Yuor a diryt lisr Hacker_Gorl: Translation: Liar. We did not screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Fuck. We did not fuck. You're a dirty liar. Pancakes: Yes, thank you. And what is a "shutter fuck up"? ThotSlayer420: futaba, do your thang Hacker_Gorl: OHOHO
(A second or two passes. Suddenly, Goro feels as if he's being watched...)
Hacker_Gorl: OH HE BLUSHIN Pancakes: I am not. SnaccBoi: how did you know she was referring to you? >:) SpilledTheTea: >:) FistsOfJustice: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lobster: My, how the turntables ThotSlayer420: >;) ImHot: DAMNNN GET IT REN
Several people are typing...
FastAsEffBoi: OHHHHH SHIT THEY GAY Lobster: Have you not figured that out already? FistsOfJustice: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SpilledTheTea: i dont thinnwe shoudke be discusing this when thre are chidkren aroudn SnaccBoi: oh wow look at the time i gotta bye Pancakes: Ren's not even legal yet, I'd go to jail if i were to hook up with him. He's a liar. ThotSlayer420: no u Pancakes: We spent an hour saying "no, you" back and forth yesterday. I'm not falling for this again. Hacker_Gorl: AWHHH HE SHUT HIS PHONE OFF ImHot: NOOOOOOOOO Lobster: Oh no. Hacker_Gorl: awwww now ren has nobody to tease >:( this is gonna be boring im outta here ImHot: i have a shoot at like 6 AM tomorrow and its 12 AM rn. i hate you all. well not really but ye FastAsEffBoi: yeah i kinds tired too i think im gonna hit the haysta Lobster: Hay...sta? Hacker_Gorl: he fell asleep while writing it prolbably
(Yusuke closes the group chat, intending to "hit the haysta" like Ryuji had. However, a message from a certain thot slayer prevented him from doing so.)
ThotSlayer420: ok, go on, say it Lobster: What do you mean? ThotSlayer420: "Oh, benevolent and generous Ren, I humbly thank thee for saving me from the evil greasy little gremlin known as Futaba Sakura." Lobster: What ThotSlayer420: the reason i lied to everyone was to save you from Futaba's 700 word fanfic on how youd fuck the shadow Lobster: I see. Thank you.
(Yusuke instantly opens up the group chat.)
Lobster: Ren was lying. Hacker_Gorl: GODDAMMIT Pancakes: I-fucking-told-you.
