just some shit i think goes down behind the scenes in mementos
Skull: Hey Jokey, what's that sound coming from your pocket?
Joker: Two things: 1, Never call me Jokey again. And 2, it's gum.
Skull: Oh cool. Can I have some?
Joker: No. It's for Crow.
Skull: Seriously? That whole packet!?
Joker: He's gonna bite me if I don't give him something to chew on.
Crow, standing menacingly over Joker's seat in the Monamobile, breathing heavily down Joker's neck: ...
Joker, waving the packet of gum in Crow's face: Eat up, bird boy.
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Akechi, getting in the Mona-bus: Please let this be a normal field trip.
Futaba: With these bitches? No way!
Ren: Cruisin' down Chemdah, you're relaxed and feelin' good, next thing that you're seein'---
Ryuji: GIGANTIC PENIS SHADOW IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD
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Queen: Okay everyone. Let's discuss the situation.
Crow: We're low on supplies.
Noir: We're all really tired...
Skull: I gotta take a shit.
Mona: Shut up Skull.
Panther: ... Are those chains I'm hearing?
Queen: And we still haven't found the next platform. What do we do, Joker?
Joker: lay down and fucking die
Crow: You had me at "Lay down and fuck."
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Crow: It's so cramped in here.
Joker: Sit on my lap, it's comfier~!
Akeshu shippers (aka the rest of the PTs): *wink wonk here comes the donk*
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Crow: Wait a minute.
Queen: What's up?
Crow: Do we get hungry on our own in the Metaverse? You know, without Shadows afflicting it onto us.
Mona: I don't think so, but we'd still need to eat. It's probably best to save our food in case we need to stay in the Metaverse for a long time.
Joker, Skull, Panther, and Oracle in the back eating all of the snacks: ... Oops.
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Joker: Hey Pancake, your hair's really floofy.
Crow: Um... 'Pancake'? And... Yeah, I guess it's fluffy.
Joker: NOT FLUFFY. Floofy. There's a difference.
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Mona: You know... Joker acts pretty psycho in the Metaverse.
Joker: I mean if you can't kill people in real life, beat up a fuckton of Shadows and call it a day.
Also Joker: You hear me, Crow? Beat up their shadows. Not kill them.
Crow: Shut up. Please...
Queen: Joker! Apologize to your boyfriend or I'll turn this car around, young man!
Noir: Personally, I like the way Joker acts in the Metaverse!
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Joker: Heyyyyy, Crow-channnnnnnn~!
Crow: No.
Joker: Aw come on! I'll make you pancakes~!
*heart eye emoji*
Crow: ... Did you seriously just say "asterisk heart eye emoji asterisk?"
Joker: ... No..?
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Skull: Hey Joker. You're pretty talkative sometimes, but other days you just shut up and kick ass in silence.
Joker: ... Yeah.
Crow: Uh oh. It's one of those days.
Skull: Hey Joker. Wanna talk?
Joker: ...
Crow: ...
Skull ...?
Joker: ... Zzz...
Crow: He's asleep, goddammit.
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Persona 5 Chat Fic
RandomOkay. I got bored while playing P5. Ik i should work on stuff like the other books but i got bored. So here you go.
