I apologize for my ugliness guys sorry✋😁
I'll probably make a Snapchat just for my wattpad followers with pics of the players:) Not sure-_(-.-)_-
So the other day my brother in law and myself were watching a Real Madrid match & he told me that if Cristiano ever met me he'd ask me out in seconds because I love talking about sports. (He's my fav bro in law btw) I responded that I'm too ugly for him and my sister said that Ronaldo would kill to have a girlfriend with a butt like mine. I laughed and took it a bit too far by saying: "Yeah, then I'll seduce him and we'll get married and have a whole soccer team, because once I get on that dick, I'm not getting off of it."
Not the point I was trying to get to but yeah. So I told them that being a wag is difficult and that I'd never truly go public unless I married him.
Well the upcoming preference: WAGS is inspired by my experience of being a WAG.
So I was dating this very handsome Mexican-Portuguese soccer player named: JC. (Those were his initials and that was a pet name I used to call him. I just don't want to call him out either. Hopefully you're not reading this Hun:)
Well he was definetly not a major reason being a WAG was difficult. It was all the other wags. There was really bitchy, stuck up ones and then there were the sweet ones. I hope I was a sweet one I tried my hardest.
So JC and this boy Tony were
Co-captains of the team.(also cousins) Tony was really nice and I saw him like a brother, but his Gf was a major pain in the ass and one of the bitchiest wags I have ever met. She assumed the position as head wag, yet never did any duties. I was the one who used to arrange days where we made posters for the boys and I organized us getting sweaters with the boys' jersey number on them. She probably in the whole season only went to support Tony once in a game and refused to wear the maroon crew-neck with his jersey number on it because I quote: 'It wasn't her style.'
IF YOU ARE TO EVER BECOME A WAG DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BE A WAG LIKE TONY'S GF. I WILL FIND YOU.
Then there was the good memories, like being able to wear JC's jersey or going to buy matching Nike socks together. But, he had to move back to Portugal with his dad. It sucked, he was great. But JC and I still keep in touch and Tony and I are still friends. He later found out that she was hooking up with another player on the team. Luckily he broke up with her and karma's a bitch cause she got knocked up at sixteen.
I went to her baby shower respectfully and got her a very dope outfit for her son: Regan.
Lesson here is, DON'T BE A BITCHY WAG!
Still guys, there has to be a certain respect for our idol's wags because we want to be them one day. I know some of them are just so fucking bitchy I personally wouldn't like it if I married Cristiano and his fans were mean to me, especially if I was a good wag and payed my taxes and sucked his dick even when I didn't want to or rubbed his feet after rough games.
(I'm sorry for the honesty. I'm not defending them I envy those bitches too don't worry.)
