What Probably Made Maxerica Scream ~Cliché Selection Storylines~

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~All the usernames are always selection quotes. Just take a look at these usernames:
notyourdear
Bornintoperfection
tuggingmyear
maxerica
aspenormaxon
Argh. And then underscores galore! We have:
_notyourdear
_bornintoperfection_
apsen_or_maxon
_tugging_my_ear_
Seriously. Come up with something new.

~Repetitively repeating said.

"I love you Prince Maxon" said America.
"I love you too Mer." Said Maxon
"Aww I love you too!" Said America.
"Yay lets go eat breakfast." Said Maxon.
"Mmm these pancakes are so good" Said America.
"Thanks, I cooked them myself" Said Marlee.
"Ooh are those chocolate chips?" Said Maxon.
"Yep they are grade A." Said Marlee.

Uh.... There are other words then "said" you know. And you could describe what was happening a bit.

Other words for said;

accused
acknowledged
added
addressed
admitted
advised
affirmed
agreed
announced
answered
apologized
approved
argued
asked
asserted
assured
avowed
babbled
barked
bawled
beamed
began
begged
bellowed
bet
bleated
blurted
boasted
boomed
bragged
breathed
broke in
bubbled
bugged
burst out
called
cautioned
chatted
chattered
cheered
chided
chimed in
chirped
chittered
chocked
chortled
chorused
chuckled
claimed
clucked
coaxed
commanded
commented
complained
conceded
concluded
confessed
confided
congratulated
continued
convinced
cooed
corrected
coughed
countered
cried
croaked
crowed
cursed
dared
decided
declared
demanded
denied
described
disagreed
disclosed
divulged
doubted
drawled
dribbled
echoed
ended
exclaimed
explained
finished
fretted
gasped
gawked
gently
gibed
giggled
gloated
greeted
groaned
growled
grunted
grumbled
guessed
gulped
gurgled
gushed
hinted
hissed
hollered
howled
hypothesized
imitated
implied
informed
inquired
insisted
interjected
interrupted
intoned
jeered
jested
joked
laughed
lectured
lied
lisped
maintained
marveled
mentioned
mimicked
moaned
mumbled
murmured
mused
muttered
nagged
nodded
noted
notified
objected
observed
offered
ordered
panted
pestered
piped
pleaded
pled
pointed out
pondered
praised
prayed
proclaimed
promised
proposed
protested
purred
put in
puzzled
quavered
queried
questioned
quietly
quipped
quoted
ranted
reasoned
reassured
recalled
reckoned
related
remarked
remembered
reminded
repeated
replied
reported
requested
resounded
responded
retorted
revealed
roared
sang
sassed
screamed
scoffed
scolded
shot
shouted
shrieked
shrilled
sighed
simpered
smiled
smirked
snapped
snarled
sneered
sneeze
snicker
sniffed
sniffled
snorted
sobbed
spat
speculated
spluttered
spoke
sputtered
squeaked
squealed
stammered
started
stated
stormed
stuttered
suggested
surmised
taunted
teased
tempted
tested
theorized
threatened
told
trilled
urged
uttered
volunteered
vowed
wailed
warned
went on
wept
wheezed
whimpered
whined
whispered
wondered
worried
yawned
yakked
yelled

Now, I didn't say you can't use said. Just don't use it every sentence.

~AMERICA POV
I looked into his eyes and saw all we could be after this, I saw how much he loved me, and his eyes asked me if I was okay.

MAXON POV
America looked gorgeous as she walked up to the altar. She looked nervous, so I silently asked her if she was okay. Her eyes said yes.

AMERICA POV
Maxon's eyes told me I was gorgeous, my eyes said-

**cries** STOP. But please, where can I learn to speak with my eyes? I could really use this.

~The author absolutely HAS to kill off one of America's family members. Then she has to be all grumpy, moody, and then miraculously becomes pregnant, so she (wo)mans up and goes into labor after half a chapter and then takes care of the child, naming it after whoever died and then never mentions the dead family member again.

~The main character is ALWAYS full of herself. She thinks she's ugly all day but she's really not. #boostyourselfesteem

~I wuz in a hurry cuz the rebels were coming cuz they were mad and cuz-

I can't even comprehend this... My eyes are bleeding.

~America always drops her child or or trips when she's pregnant, and then the child has some sort of weird disorder. Like. Why people.

~Chapter One: All rights and characters go to the amazing Kiera Cass! She wrote the original books and she is so amaze!

Chapter Two: All rights and characters go to the amazing Kiera Cass! She wrote the original books and she is so amaze!

Chapter Three: All rights and characters go to the amazing Kiera Cass! She wrote the original books and she is so amaze!

Chapter Fou-

I know you're giving credit to the author but can you not every single chapter? Either do it in the first chapter or the description you don't need it that repeatedly.