What Probably Made Maxerica Scream ~Cliché Selection Storylines~

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A/N: Hey guys! We know we haven't updated in a while because we've been busy with stuff like school, testing, ya know, life. Since we know each other IRL and stuff, we've been brewing up some ideas and stuff, but without further ado, onto the chapter!

~This is kinda rare, but occasionally someone will wrïtę łīkê thìš åńd btw ītś äńńøÿįñg áf.

~When people do this:
I love him so much!!!1!1

~Royal dog: it's named Fluffles because AMERICA wanted it.

~Choppy dialogue:
"King Maxon wants to see you."

"Ok"

"Hi"

"Hi my dear."

Okay, I can't even keep track of who's talking whatsoever.

~ "I want a divorce!" Maxon yelled enraged.

Can you take 1,000 steps back on the NOPE train?

Maxon would never want a divorce. He loves America too much and vise versa *_*

~Maxon and America usually act like four year olds with really fvcking good vocab, or act like my grandparents...

~SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BE RIDICULOUS OKAY I DOUBT AMERICAS FAVORITE SONG IS PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS OR MAXONS SECRETLY A HUFFLEPUFF WIZARD!!!

Wait that would be a pretty cool mash up tho... Ahahah

~ "Hey Maxon..." America whispered, leaning over to Maxon. "You're so beautiful tonight."

I WOULD NOT USE BEAUTIFUL TO DESCRIBE A MAN UNLESS ITS MY BÆ MK.

~Maxon is super overprotective... And America has a stupid hissy fit... Can we find something else?

~KING CLARKSON IS NEVER MENTIONED... Except for when Maxon says... Wait for it... WAIT FOR IT...
"I don't want to be like my dad,"

~EVERY SINGLE MAIN CHARACTER IS SO DAMN STUBBORN AND REBELLIOUS. AND THEY REALIZE IT. AND THEYRE PROUD OF IT. WHAT HAS THIS GENERATION COME TO?!

~ " Your everything, America. My everything. You're hair is so beautiful, and you're eyes- your shine so bright!"

Notice anything? Read it again.

~WOAH. LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND...
"Dad do I have to?" "Yes I had to," he says it so calmly. I just want to find love my self why would I want 35 guy in my house, and there all fight for me? "Bu-" "But nothing now go get you and your sister dress, and don't be late for the Report."

SERIOUSLY. WTF.

~ "America looked at the stunning Hufflepuff sitting at the table next to hers. She looked down gloomily at her friends at the Ravenclaw table, Marlee fiddling with her necklace and Kriss's brushing the dust off her cloak."

OKAY THIS ISN'T A REALLY BAD THING BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!

~ Gavril is apparently 100000000000503028472947 years old because a few hundred generations after Maxerica, Gavril is STILL hosting the Report. I swear, Gavril, gimme that potion now, or I'll tell king Dylan you're on drugs.

~ I found this selection Fanfiction which was just the elite except they all had secrets... I cried halfway through the first chapter.

~ *Selected and the Prince gets badly hurt at the final choosing just like America and Maxon bc cliché*

~Nobody remembers Celeste. Or Elise. Only Marlee and Kriss are fab enough to be in crappy fanfics. So eat your hearts out you two.

~Sequel is called Our Life Together

~Hang on, someone help me get this title to make sense...
America and Maxon After Life

WAIT WTF ARE THEY DEAD IN THE AFTERLIFE TOGETHER NOW?

~ HARD CORE ROCKER SELECTED GIRL WHO GETS ELIMINATED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

- Chapter either are five paragraph short AF or 19283773627 paragraph help me I'm dying of boredom chapters.

There is no in between.

~If America or Maxon gets captured by the rebels, they have to be tour turned in front of the other (i.e America being beaten in front of Maxon by the rebels)

~Bouncing off the previous one, I literally read a fanfic where the rebels video chatted Maxon and slapped America while Maxon was crying.