What Probably Made Maxerica Scream ~Cliché Selection Storylines~

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~"I love you"I love you to" Professor Bebe: can someone please tell me what is wrong with these two "sentences" I find in 58301857573929 selection fanfics?

Shyanne: OOH OHH I KNOW PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!

Professor Bebe: Yes, Shyanne?

Shyanne: That person does not know grammar!

Professor Bebe: correct! Also.... Patricia, what else is wrong with the sentences?

Patricia: THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TWO 'O's IN THE TOO!

~ "They put a pole in the Illea news-" WHAT THE LITERAL ACTUAL-

*Poll, honey...

~*entire crowd giggles 86626 times in the course of Celias room.*

~ "What are you doing here?! I thought you were dead!" eVERY FANFIC EVER

~ "Mineuts" I have never heard of this form of time before! Is it new? No? Yes it is not new it's NOT REAL.

~*Owns a $126352627 dress for the pictures even though she's in caste 7*

~Hair color: Chocolate brown

~She never talks about her dad, even though she had a really strong bond with him

~tHE PRINCES SISTER IS ALWAYS EITHER A SUGAR HONEY OR A TOTAL BITCH THERE'S' NO INBETWEEN

~Either the rest of the world has problems, or periods don't exist. Come to think of it, in the original trilogy America never had her period.

~Random Two spaces Like This.

~oMg lIKE wHAts her NaMe oh YeaH uM EaDlyn is ToTaLly my siStEr!!!1!1!1

~they're either constantly fighting or they never fight but the rebels cause a bunch of drama.

~paragraphs that are really spaced far apart

"Oh really" I asked quizzically

"Uh yeah!" He challenged.

~everyone forgets about Kenna... You know, America's older sister? The one who gave birth to Astra and had/has a husband named James? nvm

~ I ACTUALLY SAW THIS IN A FANFICTION:"I woke up early because I can't slept."

AND IN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH:"You look wonderful, just that shoes dosn't fit you."

*cringe*

~"I love your diamond dress!" What even is a diamond dress....

~in the Fanfics that don't talk about Maxerica, the selected humanoid barely talks about their family

~"I picked out a short, modest red dress." Okay, first, who the fvck says that? Second, how the hell is that possible? A "short, modest" red dress

~DO YOU REALLY NEED TO LIST EVERY SINGLE SELECTED PERSON damn.~the only shorts that exist are short-shorts, even though you're basically not even allowed to wear anything but a dress in the selection.

~OKAY THIS ISNT A BAD THING BUT I READ A FANFIC WHERE IT WAS A REVERSE SELECTION AND THE BUTLER FOR MARLEE'S SON WAS BASICALLY TYLER OAKLEY.

~popping the "p" SvgisvyisabjobakhkbshskbsyvisvhisvhiHigiggVVJGvgjvjg

~Still, every person is America's follower. I saw a fanfic where the girl almost got sent home and she was still in love with the prince... Blah blah blah.

~**facepalm** I literally just saw a chapter in a fanfic called "Pince William's POV" wtf it's an obvious typo, go back and change it, it only takes a second or so.

~UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH WHY DOES ONE DIRECTION HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING, EVEN THE SELECTION?! "Selected" oh okay let's open it and see the description. "Follow Madison Pearl from caste four. Will she fall in love with prince Harry or prince Zayn?" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOPE NOPE

~"wait Silvia don't we have two crusty for the prince when he comes in?"
hahahahahaha what did I just read?! Again, at least skim over your work to find typos.

~plz I'm begging you, don't use multiple exclamation points! Unless it's in an informal book (such as this one). Just don't do this!!! It's immature and childish!! And no one will take you seriously!!!!!!!!!

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